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*Official* English Football Season 2011-12

BoyBrumby

Englishman
Cocaine's kinda borderline for me. Is obviously a stimulant, so case could be made that it might aid performance. Sounds unlikely, but a former multi Grand Slam winner used to allegedly have it on his wrist bands whilst playing and would have a wee sniff when he wanted an edge.

Meanwhile, Koscielny wanted for questioning for impersonating a centre half. **** he's poor.
 

Furball

Evil Scotsman
Dortmund look a different team when they get anywhere near Arsenal's box. Some wonderful build up play to create the chances then some utterly schoolboy finishing.
 

Pothas

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Yeah would problably be long gone if not for his injury problems, rekon you will get 4th if he manages to play a whole season though.
 

GIMH

Norwood's on Fire
Cocaine's kinda borderline for me. Is obviously a stimulant, so case could be made that it might aid performance. Sounds unlikely, but a former multi Grand Slam winner used to allegedly have it on his wrist bands whilst playing and would have a wee sniff when he wanted an edge.
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Who?
 

duffer

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Goatze kept tearing us a new one. Whenever he was on the ball he opened us wide at the back. Like we couldn't finger him out.
 

duffer

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
But seriously, Ozil, Goatze, Muller, Schweinsteiger, Khedira, Kroos. Germany have a sick sick midfield.
 

Uppercut

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Couldn't believe how high a line Arsenal tried to hold in the first half, I'd be surprised if anyone in their backroom staff watched Dortmund play a single game last season.
 

Scaly piscine

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Personally I think the main thing to come from the Dispatches program was just how utterly ****ing useless their testing procedures are. The no-name Jock and a few cover-ups with 6 month 'injuries' shouldn't have been the focus. I mean what sort of procedure is it when the guy can just go home and the testers go 'oh well we won't bother with him then' - on one of the very rare occasions they actually test someone. It makes it absolutely worthless. We're already aware that a lot of the footballers take recreational drugs anyway and given that it's no surprise they never get caught. I'd imagine a good number of them are on steroids.
 

duffer

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Bloke can think what he wants. Only issue for me is when you're paid as much as he is and in a job as high profile as that you should know/be told to keep away from controversial **** like that.

You'll never eliminate the fringe element conspiricists.
 

Johnners

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Not disputing that he can think what he wants, but it's such a deadbeat thing to say on the anniversary given his position.
 

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