Ponting the only "one and only"

[Coronis]

At least the other 14 year olds now know what not to do.

 

[Dawood Ahmad]

No, no your not.........not at all mate.

didn't you read my poetry? How I manipulate the words?

 

[marc71178]

Ive read your poetry and I can say without a doubt that it is a steaming pile of ****.

 

[Dawood Ahmad]

Ive read your poetry and I can say without a doubt that it is a steaming pile of ****.

No poet of history has been able to do those rhymes like me - I am ready to go for a challenge

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

No poet of history has been able to do those rhymes like me - I am ready to go for a challenge

Yes, it must be tough to rhyme a word with the same word. Quite novel that no one else has thought to do that until now.

 

[Son Of Coco]

Kane Williamson is the best batsman ever, because if you exclude all the matches in which he didn't score 240 not out, he has the highest average in history.

I have to point out one thing here...if you exclude all the matches in which he didn't score 240 not out then he doesn't have an average. I realise that doesn't rhyme though.

 

[Smudge]

he's 14, according to him and his facebook profile, which is why most haven't abused the **** out of him

I wonder what makes Dawood foam.

Femdom by all accounts.

http://www.cricketweb.net/forum/off-topic/45374-what-you-thinking-right-now-140.html#post3433178


That post set off a few alarm bells about his legitimacy.

 

[Dawood Ahmad]

I have to point out one thing here...if you exclude all the matches in which he didn't score 240 not out then he doesn't have an average. I realise that doesn't rhyme though.

I am not using an average to prove Ponting is the best.

 

[Dawood Ahmad]

Femdom by all accounts.

http://www.cricketweb.net/forum/off-topic/45374-what-you-thinking-right-now-140.html#post3433178


That post set off a few alarm bells about his legitimacy.

oh so that post "stimulated" *****

 

[cpr]

I am not using an average to prove Ponting is the best.

Bit of a shame really, as most people would probably point to that as the finest way to make the determination.

 

[kiwiviktor81]

I have to point out one thing here...if you exclude all the matches in which he didn't score 240 not out then he doesn't have an average. I realise that doesn't rhyme though.

That's technically incorrect, because he was dismissed for 69 in the first innings of the match in which he scored 240 not out.

 

[GotSpin]

Worst thread ever

 

[Dawood Ahmad]

Worst thread ever

Its not because of me....

If you had actually discussed with me, it would probably be the best thread

 

[Viscount Tom]

Hobbs>Ponting

Your poetry is not something you should probably pursue as a career in the long term.

 

[Dawood Ahmad]

Hobbs>Ponting

Your poetry is not something you should probably pursue as a career in the long term.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiJlzVzvRas&feature=youtu.be

And also, Shakespeare started poetry when he was 12, T.S. Eliot when he was 14 and Coleridge when he was 15.

I started poetry when I was ten, only two men win from me. Its Muhammad Iqbal and Ghalib of Urdu who started it when they were 9 and 10 respectively.

Edit: And yes, Persian poet Sheikh Saadi wins from all of them.
Furthermore, my poetry is better than Coleridge's first poetry which was published when he was around 17.

 

[cnerd123]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiJlzVzvRas&feature=youtu.be

And also, Shakespeare started poetry when he was 12, T.S. Eliot when he was 14 and Coleridge when he was 15.

I started poetry when I was ten, only two men win from me. Its Muhammad Iqbal and Ghalib of Urdu who started it when they were 9 and 10 respectively.

Edit: And yes, Persian poet Sheikh Saadi wins from all of them.
Furthermore, my poetry is better than Coleridge's first poetry which was published when he was around 17.

Hasan Raza started Test Cricket at 14, Ponting at 20. Therefore Hasan Raza is better.

Also that video is ****. That's why it has only 6 views and a 100% dislike rate.

Also your poetry is terrible. No rhyme, no rhythm, no flow.

 

[Dawood Ahmad]

Hasan Raza started Test Cricket at 14, Ponting at 20. Therefore Hasan Raza is better.

Also that video is ****. That's why it has only 6 views and a 100% dislike rate.

Also your poetry is terrible. No rhyme, no rhythm, no flow.

lolz, relating poetry with cricket?

 

[Dawood Ahmad]

Hasan Raza started Test Cricket at 14, Ponting at 20. Therefore Hasan Raza is better.

Also that video is ****. That's why it has only 6 views and a 100% dislike rate.

Also your poetry is terrible. No rhyme, no rhythm, no flow.

wait I am gonna get the views to 300 in an hour, just wait

it was published 2 hours beofore

 

[Dawood Ahmad]

Its got 300 views in 4 hours.

Now lets do some maths

300:4 = 3600:24 i.e. 3.6 K views in a day!

now lets proceed. 3.6: 1 = 360:100 i.e. 360k in 100 days. Now, 360:100 = 1314:360 i.e. 1.314 million in a year which is ****ing hilarious!

 

[weldone]

Its got 300 views in 4 hours.

Now lets do some maths

300:4 = 3600:24 i.e. 3.6 K views in a day!

now lets proceed. 3.6: 1 = 360:100 i.e. 360k in 100 days. Now, 360:100 = 1314:360 i.e. 1.314 million in a year which is ****ing hilarious!

From this post, I've just concluded that Ajit Agarkar has the most test centuries, because he scored a century one day.