England test tour of Pakistan December 2022

[Fuller Pilch]

I'm sure you'll all be shocked, truly shocked, to realise that DirtyHarry was not, in fact, a newcomer to the forum.

Has some very wise and insightful comments though. Added a lot to this thread.

 

[Burgey]

Yeah. I did have a crack. I've seen plenty of times over the years your enjoyment of the hilarity of poor dental care in the UK. Not so funny when your old man's teeth disintegrate when he's eating a few grapes or one of them splits in half when he's having his Sunday lunch.

Yeah that's fair enough and I'm sorry your old man has had to go through that mate. That's no good at all.

 

[Burgey]

*talks *****
*gets hit*
*cries about it*

Harsh to speak of Heath in those terms tbh

 

[Athlai]

I should've expected the uno reverso

 

[Burgey]

I should've expected the uno reverso

Well, there was an opening there tbf

 

[duffer]

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C'mon man, perfectly acceptable body type for someone that age

 

[Ashes81]

Well thanks for your imprimatur. It means precisely nothing to me.

I'm sure it doesn't mean anything to you.

Anyway if you get your kicks from cheap stereotype comments about the English or indeed and nationality, then crack on mate.

I can't wait for your 'hilarious' comments about the Welsh shagging sheep, the Irish being thick, the Scottish being tight and the Indians all having corner shops and eating curry.

 

[Burgey]

You left out the one about Australians being crims

 

[Fuller Pilch]

You left out the one about Australians being crims

That's a fact, not a stereotype though.

 

[Burgey]

That's a fact, not a stereotype though.

Lol, played.

 

[Fuller Pilch]

Not so funny when your old man's teeth disintegrate when he's eating a few grapes or one of them splits in half when he's having his Sunday lunch.

That's awful. That must've been terrible for both of you (you and your dad).

 

[duffer]

Indians eating curry.

As we speak

 

[Burgey]

As we speak

Talk us through it. What you having?

 

[duffer]

Talk us through it. What you having?

Spicy AF egg curry with pulao and rotis

 

[Burgey]

Ruined

**** you. Now I've got to go up the road and get a curry.

Made

Going up the road to get a curry

 

[duffer]

Ruined

**** you. Now I've got to go up the road and get a curry.

Made

Going up the road to get a curry

Egg curry in a tomato gravy to be precise

 

[slow deck]

It is somehow unbalanced and unreasonable to think that England didn't win the 2019 world cup final fair and square? Well okay then.
It is unreasonable to think they were lucky? Yikes okay.

Where was the "BazBall revolution" hype when India beat NZ at home, when Pakistan beat SA at home, when any other team beat any team at home. Yes, it is a surprise that a team who had previously lost 2 / 17 or whatever tests suddenly wins a few games at home. Is it revolutionary? No.
Yes, this series win IS extraordinary.

I'm not the one acting like unless you think England are the best white ball side....

(Wood averages high 30's in ODI's, Woakes high 20's, Rashid mid-30's, Plunkett high 20's; sure... 'home grown' talent Archer does average 24 though - Does Sam Curran even average under 40 in ODI's, last time i checked it was pretty touch and go)

...you are somehow unreasonable. That i was all I was disputing in case you missed it.
Classic England supporter logic really.

Oh btw the media doesn't always go on and on about BazBall lately, i "made that up" too didn't i

 

[Prince EWS]

It is somehow unbalanced and unreasonable to think that England didn't win the 2019 world cup final fair and square? Well okay then.

Yeah I think it is tbh.

It is unreasonable to think they were lucky? Yikes okay.

Nah they were definitely lucky and it's okay to say so IMO.

 

[Line and Length]

You make your own luck.

 

[Daemon]

England is quite obviously the best white ball side. It's like, so very obvious that I don't know where to begin. How is this a debate?