I've had enough, Virat Kohli.......

[Gob]

Would clip him through mid wicket all day

 

[cnerd123]

Ashwin would eat Kohli alive in Indian conditions.

 

[OverratedSanity]

Ashwin would eat Kohli alive in Indian conditions.

And anywhere but Asia, Kohli would rip out the hearts of every Indian bowler.

 

[TheJediBrah]

And anywhere but Asia, Kohli would rip out the hearts of every Indian bowler.

Yeah but so does every batsman tbf

 

[Gob]

Ashwin would eat Kohli alive in Indian conditions.

practicing cannibalism is not allowed in India iirc so can't see that happening. Also Ashwin will be turning the ball in to Kohli too

 

[OverratedSanity]

practicing cannibalism is not allowed in India iirc

Oh so that's why Daemon's an NRI.

 

[vic_orthdox]

Smith vs. Mitch Johnson would have been interesting.

England had a fair bit of success against him by covering up their stumps and letting the ball go across, and working anything on the stumps through the leg side, in the 2010/11 Ashes.

Obviously wasn't "peak" Johnson, but it's still a tactic that I reckon would have been pretty effective on the days that he wasn't swinging the ball back down the line. And it's Smith's natural trigger.

That swivel pull would have been tough to control off MJ though.

 

[Jono]

Kohli top 4 colon.

Kane's bottom 4 colon.

 

[Shady Slim]

so this is another thread in the "bumped whenever a certain player does a certain thing" pile, probably with a lot of "taste it" posting?

 

[OverratedSanity]

Since Howsie started this thread, Kohli has averaged 58, raising his career average from 45 to 48.

Meanwhile, Williamson has averaged 31, and his career average has dropped from 51 to 49.8.

 

[honestbharani]

Howsie, can you please start a thread for Rahane now?

 

[honestbharani]

so this is another thread in the "bumped whenever a certain player does a certain thing" pile, probably with a lot of "taste it" posting?

Dont make us dig up the "What do you think of Virat Kohli" thread. Shri and vcs will cry...

 

[Gob]

Since Howsie started this thread, Kohli has averaged 58, raising his career average from 45 to 48.

Meanwhile, Williamson has averaged 31, and his career average has dropped from 51 to 49.8.

Guys averaging in the high 40's. Very comparable

 

[Jono]

Hey Howsie

Kane Williamson test average: 49.45
Virat Kohli test average: 50.07

Cop it on the nut. Particularly since you conveniently created this ****** thread after Kane edged above 50 by beating up on Zimbabwe.

 

[Flem274*]

when's kohli's next tour to somewhere the ball swings?

 

[Zinzan]

when's kohli's next tour to somewhere the ball swings?

Lol weak.

 

[Zinzan]

Hey Howsie

Kane Williamson test average: 49.45
Virat Kohli test average: 50.07

Cop it on the nut. Particularly since you conveniently created this ****** thread after Kane edged above 50 by beating up on Zimbabwe.

Wait your ****** turn. I;m still waiting for Howsie to concede how wrong he was about Wagner. Once he's done that, you can take him to task about Kohli. Stop cutting the line.

 

[harsh.ag]

Hey Howsie

Kane Williamson test average: 49.45
Virat Kohli test average: 50.07

Cop it on the nut. Particularly since you conveniently created this ****** thread after Kane edged above 50 by beating up on Zimbabwe.

Ah the old beer guzzling, gloryhole visiting Kohli.

 

[Jono]

Gotta bring out the original photo to celebrate.

 

[Howsie]

Hey Howsie

Kane Williamson test average: 49.45
Virat Kohli test average: 50.07

Cop it on the nut. Particularly since you conveniently created this ****** thread after Kane edged above 50 by beating up on Zimbabwe.

Congrats Jono, you are a true champion. I'll make sure to keep my CW posting to ****** in jokes that ruin threads and only popping in when Williamson scores some runs.