The Green Thread

[GIMH]

What's happening?

 

[SJS]

What's happening?

Dont you know ??​

Red is happening !!

 

[Matteh]

Red suck, been carried by Amir.

 

[NZTailender]

Jack Mac unlucky not to get an FC game imo considering most of your boys are averaging 30+.

Edit: sorry, all of your boys.

 

[Josh]

Can take some positives from the last game Vs. red. Must get back on the winners list, though; before the season turns dire.

 

[SJS]

Red suck, been carried by Amir.

And what colour is Amir ?

 

[Matteh]

And what colour is Amir ?

Red obviously, was saying the rest of you are the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

 

[Perm]

Must be said, Green are the best team to play.

 

[GIMH]

Hey Ritchie, **** off

Confident I can drag my bowling average below 30. And quietly hopeful of dragging the batting average up to 35 as well.

Still, I can take solace in this year's best FC bowling figures so far

 

[alternative]

So how many more games do we have to lose for me to get another shot?

 

[vic_orthdox]

Jack Mac unlucky not to get an FC game imo considering most of your boys are averaging 30+.

Edit: sorry, all of your boys.

Be a chance if I was averaging under 100 with the ball in Grade cricket.

Officially the worst player in Dev League.

 

[bryce]

Hey Ritchie, **** off

Still, I can take solace in this year's best FC bowling figures so far

Don't forget the 251*

 

[Perm]

Hey Ritchie, **** off

Would I have expected anything less witty from an Englishman who plays for Green?

No.

 

[GIMH]

Great one that Ritchie. Your vicious insults cut me deep.

 

[Agent TBY]

Great one that Ritchie. Your vicious insults cut me deep.

The point you're trying to make holds no credibility after your well thought out retort that involved 4 words and a comma.

 

[NZTailender]

Officially the worst player in Dev League.

No, I believe the worst player in the Dev League currently bats at about 7 or 8 for your team and is leading the Green bowling averages.

 

[Matteh]

So how many more games do we have to lose for me to get another shot?

I'll call you up next time we need a batsman not averaging 10.

 

[Nate]

So Tozz is averaging more than 10?

 

[Matteh]

He's averaging 8, it's not 10, should call him up.

 

[GIMH]

The point you're trying to make holds no credibility after your well thought out retort that involved 4 words and a comma.

Ha, what point. Telling him to **** off wasn't a retort, I put the there to signify that I was clearly just saying it in a jokey manner, the same way I say it to my mates in the pub when they call me a lightweight or joke about my bird. But whatever, I'll make sure I respond to such thoughtful abuse as that handed out my Richie with the wit and care it deserves in future.