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The England Thread

Craig

World Traveller
Saw it again on Spanish news and it looked funny.

Not so with the other one (with the rocking baby celebration), which player has gone knocking up his missus?
 

cpr

International Coach
"He moves well for a big lad eh Brian...."

And isnt it John Terry who's just had a kid (god help the poor thing, with a father as ugly as that)?
 

marc71178

Eyes not spreadsheets
Hence the Motson line in the first half when a header went wide.

Terry's yet to break his duck for England, but he's just had twins.

What's the link there?!
 

Barney Rubble

International Coach
marc71178 said:
Hence the Motson line in the first half when a header went wide.

Terry's yet to break his duck for England, but he's just had twins.

What's the link there?!
:laugh: Classic Motty nonsense. The bloke's losing it.
 

GIMH

Norwood's on Fire
marc71178 said:
Hence the Motson line in the first half when a header went wide.

Terry's yet to break his duck for England, but he's just had twins.

What's the link there?!
A better line would have been, "Terry's firing blanks for England but he's just had twins"

Alas, that may be a bit close to the knuckle for the BBC
 

BoyBrumby

Englishman
marc71178 said:
Hence the Motson line in the first half when a header went wide.

Terry's yet to break his duck for England, but he's just had twins.

What's the link there?!
It's a slightly torturous virginity analogy, surely? JT "hasn't (or hadn't) broken his duck" for England, but he's obviously slipped one past the goalie in real life 'cos his missus has dropped a couple of sproglets.
 

steds

Hall of Fame Member
BoyBrumby said:
It's a slightly torturous virginity analogy, surely? JT "hasn't (or hadn't) broken his duck" for England, but he's obviously slipped one past the goalie in real life 'cos his missus has dropped a couple of sproglets.
Brumby gets mighty Motto's drift. Must be a southern thing.
 

Matteh

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
What i read said that he broke curfew and refused to apologise. Two other players got fined 50% of their match fees i believe.
 

Pothas

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Just heard from a very excited 5 live reporter that Rooney has been seen running, turning and kicking.
 

Matteh

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
Pothas said:
Just heard from a very excited 5 live reporter that Rooney has been seen running, turning and kicking.
It's on the BBC website - he's been doing some running and ball training
 

Craig

World Traveller
Piscine has found a friend in ESPN commentator Tommy Smyth with regards to the holding midfield role and playing Carragaher there, and with the constant experiementation that SGE doesn't know his line-up yet and his formation he is going to play and if he is constantly experiementing at this stage means that England isn't ready to win the World Cup.

His mate Janusz Michallik (who used to play professionally but who I have no idea for) questioned whether or not England really need a holding midfielder, since the likes Lampard and Gerrard already get back and help out when defending. His point was that a holding midfielder is really for a side who has attacking midfielders who always get back as well, just stay forward per se and not really to go forward himself (I think he means somebody like Claude Makelele). He also pointed out the role didn't really suit Michael Carrick either.

You kind of have to watch ESPNpresspass to know what I'm talking about (Xavier probably has access to ESPN given where he lives so he might watch it - I don't know).
 

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