***Official New Zealand in India Nov-Dec 2021 Thread***

[Athlai]

Saha has looked a lot more injured than Southee has.

Also, how is it that the ball gets changed only when Southee is bowling? NZ dng reverse ball tampering. Getting the ball out of shape so that Southee can get something new to swing.

I had theorised that someone in the NZ team has incredible grip strength and squeezes the **** out of the ball.

 

[nzfan]

Why isn't Ajaz bowling in the rough to Iyer now when we need it?

 

[thierry henry]

Why is Ajaz bowling leg stump yorkers and ****. Radar has been bizarre all test.

 

[Flem274*]

Please stop bowling the pretend bowling. Its bad enough watching India load up on them.

 

[nzfan]

Why is Ajaz bowling leg stump yorkers and ****. Radar has been bizarre all test.

Very strange that. So full and on the leg stump. Hope he's not losing confidence.

 

[nzfan]

Time again for some Southee magic. The new ball is still like 28 overs away

 

[thierry henry]

That’s another drop ffs

 

[Athlai]

Why are all our players so ****ing short

 

[hendrix]

KJ should be fielding at midwicket

and also bowling

and also keeping

 

[honestbharani]

These ****ers are swaying me to 4 quicks and rachin tbh. Get boult on a plane.

Who is your 4th one on tour? could still be a viable option.

Mumbai can help a lot of reverse swing. Is Ferguson with the test party?

 

[hendrix]

Why are all our players so ****ing short

How dare you make such a statement before submitting for peer review with TH

 

[Kirkut]

Shreyas Iyer will be our subcontinent specialist. I don't see him playing overseas test matches.

 

[OverratedSanity]

Damn I never realized it before my screen just froze up on his face just now but Nichols is just an slightly less ugly Marcus Harris.

 

[OverratedSanity]

Why are all our players so ****ing short

Im sorry wtf? You have blonde Robert Wadlow in your team to compensate.

 

[Athlai]

200 NZ like 25%
220 maybe 15%
280 1%

 

[Flem274*]

This game is gone

 

[thierry henry]

How dare you make such a statement before submitting for peer review with TH

‘Short’ is such a vague term, give me some context

 

[_00_deathscar]

Damn I somehow forgot about Saha. Not bad when your number 8 averages over 35 in Test cricket - Vettori-like depth.

He doesn’t even average 30 but it’s fine for 8 or whatever. The issue is the spuds in the top 4 who average less than that in the last X years

 

[Athlai]

Curse this gutless engine room

 

[OverratedSanity]

Quite a few have been late cuts off the spinners tbf.

This continues to happen. The spinners have been ****e.