Pinkline Jones
Banned
There seriously hasn't been a decent bowler since the era of the great DK Lillee, Fred Titmus and Bishan Bedi and it is sad to think that these three legends will probably only be remembered for penile implant and hair restoration ads. The common bond shared by these three immortals was ACCURACY. Now they talk about making making soccer nets bigger but this is just avoiding the real issue.
It is time for the ACB to get rid of this ridiculous three stump setup and make the game a five stump contest. Two stumps on the left, two more stumps on the right and one slightly larger stump in the centre. How many times have we see a bowler miss the stumps on the left and right? Heaps, but in keeping with the stubborn superior British attitude which has left Wimbledon without a roof for so long and the Elephant Man's ashes under the control of Koo Stark, the spectators have simply had a gutful and demand to see more frequent wickets.
Jeff Thomson suffered the same fate as most modern day bowlers. Thommo could bowl at four hundred miles per hour but he could also spray'em like Terry Hill attempting to read "Desiderata".
Please support me on this one and I will submit our petition to the ACB later this month.
It is time for the ACB to get rid of this ridiculous three stump setup and make the game a five stump contest. Two stumps on the left, two more stumps on the right and one slightly larger stump in the centre. How many times have we see a bowler miss the stumps on the left and right? Heaps, but in keeping with the stubborn superior British attitude which has left Wimbledon without a roof for so long and the Elephant Man's ashes under the control of Koo Stark, the spectators have simply had a gutful and demand to see more frequent wickets.
Jeff Thomson suffered the same fate as most modern day bowlers. Thommo could bowl at four hundred miles per hour but he could also spray'em like Terry Hill attempting to read "Desiderata".
Please support me on this one and I will submit our petition to the ACB later this month.