*Leaked* - Australian players' answers to 'improvement' homework

[AlanJLegend]

Not really. But lets speculate.

Question: "List 3 points by which your individual performance or that of the team could be improved following our defeats".

Nathan Lyon

1. Team performance could be improved by not selecting Xavier Doherty.

2. Team performance could be improved by NOT selecting Glenn Maxwell.

3. My performance is fine. Refer again to point 2.



Will add more when I think of them. No doubt CW forum members can think of answers much wittier than my own.

 

[Riggins]

 

[morgieb]

Glenn Maxwell - got someone else to do it.

 

[straw man]

 

[centurymaker]

i love it haha

 

[Top_Cat]

Fantastic, Riggunnnns for the Test side.

 

[Midwinter]

Not really. But lets speculate.

Question: "List 3 points by which your individual performance or that of the team could be improved following our defeats".

Nathan Lyon

1. Team performance could be improved by not selecting Xavier Doherty.

2. Team performance could be improved by NOT selecting Glenn Maxwell.

3. My performance is fine. Refer again to point 2.



Will add more when I think of them. No doubt CW forum members can think of answers much wittier than my own.

Lyon would also have written

"get a decent wicket keeper and I could have won you a test match"

 

[straw man]

Peter Siddle

1. Run in hard
2. Run in harder
3. I dunno.... what if I ran in harder?

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

May as well end cw.net now, nothing will surpass this.

 

[AndyZaltzHair]

 

[Cabinet96]

Riggins

 

[weldone]

 

[Agent Nationaux]

 

[kingkallis]

Rigging. Awesome. Hahaha.

 

[vandem]

I believe that one of the four was lazy and just copied and pasted a link to a news story:

Shane Warne Calls For Stephen Fleming to Coach Australia... | Stuff.co.nz

but that Arthur refused to believe that this was a serious suggestion and deleted the message.

;-)

 

[wellAlbidarned]

Peter Siddle

1. Run in hard
2. Run in harder
3. I dunno.... what if I ran in harder?

3. Elephant heart transplant imo

 

[ankitj]

Riggin for the funniest post of the year

 

[benchmark00]

Riggins taking credit, sickening. Expect that stuff from ajdud.

 

[Agent Nationaux]

Riggins taking credit, sickening. Expect that stuff from ajdud.

Don't be jealous Skiddy, it's better than your turtle post.

 

[Cevno]

It was posted in the tour thread before.