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    Quote Originally Posted by nightprowler10 View Post
    Haha, I was in a similar situation once as a kid. I started running and got about halfway when I realized the **** was, well, being a ****. He had done this to others before, so I actually got to the other end and shoved him out of his crease. Yup, I batted on.
    I would so love to see this happen in an int'l match.
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    ****s getting you run out because they're too thick to respond to your calls is pretty shocking too

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    I imagine being stumped off a wide would be pretty embarrassing.


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    A former teammate had a tendency to get bowled when he left the ball. Did it at a crucial juncture of a final.

    In a muck around school game, I was dismissed for a pair having only faced 1 ball, and not being out. First ball of the game was one of the non-striker run-outs - despite me never leaving the crease, and the next ball I faced resulted in me depositing a beamer into the hands of mid on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jono View Post
    bloody inswinging bouncer
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spark View Post
    ****s getting you run out because they're too thick to respond to your calls is pretty shocking too
    "Wait...wait...waittttt...

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    Quote Originally Posted by vic_orthdox View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jono View Post
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    I hate it when i miss a inswinging ball and it goes on to hit the stumps from bwteen my bat and pads

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spark View Post
    I would so love to see this happen in an int'l match.
    My money's on Watson being the one shoved.

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    My worst was chopping down on a yorker first ball of the match, playing it into my foot and having it bounce back onto the stumps. Bastard of a way to get out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wpdavid View Post
    Running yourself out when on 99 has to be up there. I remember Atherton doing it in 1993
    I was at that game, and boy was it fabulous to see. Gatting's fault, really. Turning down a trickyish third. Athers should have been able to get back, but his studs caught in the ground, fall over, run out. Laughing heartily for the rest of the day.
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