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    things less painful than danny morrison's commentary

    i suspect this will be quite a list.
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    Jade Dernbach's bowling to England fans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Furball View Post
    What's worse, Dernbach's bowling or ESPNStar's production values and choice of commentators?
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    Jade Dernbach's bowling to England fans.
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    Being told by the automated voice that you are the 50th person in the telephone queue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil Pickup View Post
    Piers Morgan: the full, unabridged life story - the audiobook (read by Mark Nicholas)
    Magnificent ^

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    Jono's posting.
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    Hey, I bought you chips at the cricket!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil Pickup View Post
    Piers Morgan: the full, unabridged life story - the audiobook (read by Mark Nicholas)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jono View Post
    Hey, I bought you chips at the cricket!
    Clearly he's taken that into consideration.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jono View Post
    Hey, I bought you chips at the cricket!
    Hey. Where were my chips?!?

    Anyway, Danny Morrison is infinitely better to listen to than Mark Nicholas commentating on Australia.
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    yes whilst preparing for the numerous virtual slap sthat are probably coming my way, i have to say i dont mind his commentary as he just makes me think wtf?i much prefer his to the indians apart from Harsha Bogle who is the only one of them i find to be balanced and not totally with Kohli ( and no, i am not saying he is not a very good player, i just get bored of the "i want a poster of him above my bed" comments on him from the others )
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeathDavisSpeed View Post
    Hey. Where were my chips?!?
    This was on day 1 when you pissed off for a couple of hours at lunch.

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