Corey Taylor | 12:46am gmt 22 Jun 2009
Shane Watson pulled up stiff after training in the lead-up to Australia's first warm-up match of the tour. In other news, roses were declared to be red, violets blue and Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd was overheard muttering something about shaking sauce bottles.
In other news, England have picked leg-spinner Adil Rashid in their provisional squad, making him the third spinner included and increasing Engand's lead in the 'Spinner's Ashes' to 3, up from 2. The score is now 3-0.
Michael Vaughan was interviewed by local press and said "Nanny nanny, poo poo, we've got more spinners than you...... Eh? What do you mean I missed out?!"
Source: Sky Sports