fredfertang
Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
When I was at school there was a scruffy bloke in his late teens with bad teeth and a body odour problem who used to hang around at the back of the CCF hut selling Woodbines at overly inflated prices to those who wanted to smoke them but who didn't have the brains to walk into the local newsagents to buy their own. His name was "Harry" Harrison - he did get caught by one of the more "aggressive" members of staff eventually and ran off bloody fast never to be seen again (though I doubt he got as far as Pakistan TBH)