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The Ashes won't be close

Zinzan

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Robertinho said:
Here's a little joke that I found hilarious..

'A seven-year-old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

'The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge awarded custody to his aunt. The boy however confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his parents, and refused to live there. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents the boy cried out that they beat him more than anyone.

'Then in an unprecedented move, the judge dramatically allowed the boy to choose who should have custody of him...

In a final ruling , custody was granted to the English cricket team as the boy firmly believes that they are not capable of beating anyone.'
Utterly awful ...Don't ever try for a career in comedy - will you. I've heard heard better jokes from 7 y/olds
 

Robertinho

Cricketer Of The Year
zinzan12 said:
Utterly awful ...Don't ever try for a career in comedy - will you. I've heard heard better jokes from 7 y/olds
I'd like to see any post from you that's humorous, well thought out or even remotely interesting.

Wait. :ph34r:
 

Zinzan

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Robertinho said:
I'd like to see any post from you that's humorous, well thought out or even remotely interesting.

Wait. :ph34r:
All because I didn't think your joke was funny?

Who's the sensitive little bunny rabbit then ?

I'm sorry, i take it back, It was a really funny joke then. :p

p.s didn't mean for you to get upset
 

Robertinho

Cricketer Of The Year
zinzan12 said:
All because I didn't think your joke was funny?

Who's the sensitive little bunny rabbit then ?

I'm sorry, i take it back, It was a really funny joke then. :p

p.s didn't mean for you to get upset
Don't worry buddy, I was just kidding around, chill out :p :happy:
 

age_master

Hall of Fame Member
Robertinho said:
Here's a little joke that I found hilarious..

'A seven-year-old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

'The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge awarded custody to his aunt. The boy however confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his parents, and refused to live there. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents the boy cried out that they beat him more than anyone.

'Then in an unprecedented move, the judge dramatically allowed the boy to choose who should have custody of him...

In a final ruling , custody was granted to the English cricket team as the boy firmly believes that they are not capable of beating anyone.'

:lol: :lol: :lol:
 

Scallywag

Banned
luckyeddie said:
I know - it stings for a while
If he is only 7 years old or even 16 years old he would never have seen England win an Ashes series so he may not understand why you are so bitter Eddie.
 
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marc71178

Eyes not spreadsheets
superkingdave said:
but he would have seen England win a lot of tests in the last year right scally?
That's only because WI went from being a predicted even contest to "WI are useless", NZ went from being a predicted even contest to "NZ are useless", and SA went from being a predicted even contest to "SA underperformed and aren't as good as they used to be" (even though hardly any England player played anywhere near as well as they had in the past 12 months, but they still comfortably won the series!
 

Scallywag

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superkingdave said:
but he would have seen England win a lot of tests in the last year right scally?
Yes England have played some dam fine cricket in the last year but it still eats away at Eddie that they have not beaten Australia in a ashes series for 16-17 years superdavy.
 

luckyeddie

Cricket Web Staff Member
Scallywag said:
If he is only 7 years old or even 16 years old he would never have seen England win an Ashes series so he may not understand why you are so bitter Eddie.
Honestly, I'm not bitter. I'm a huge admirer of the Australian cricket team and their will to win, and how they go about it on the field. It's the pathetic arrogance of some of their more vocal and immature supporters I find difficiult to deal with. As you so rightly imply, we come from different generations.

The 'brain' bit was meant to be a joke. Perhaps your sense of humour was removed too.
 

luckyeddie

Cricket Web Staff Member
Scallywag said:
Yes England have played some dam fine cricket in the last year but it still eats away at Eddie that they have not beaten Australia in a ashes series for 16-17 years superdavy.
Not at all - you do though
 

Scallywag

Banned
luckyeddie said:
Honestly, I'm not bitter. I'm a huge admirer of the Australian cricket team and their will to win, and how they go about it on the field. It's the pathetic arrogance of some of their more vocal and immature supporters I find difficiult to deal with. As you so rightly imply, we come from different generations.

The 'brain' bit was meant to be a joke. Perhaps your sense of humour was removed too.
As you so aptly displayed even the English have pathetic arrogant immature supporters who can dish it out but find it hard to take. :D :D :D
 

biased indian

International Coach
Scallywag said:
As you so aptly displayed even the English have pathetic arrogant immature supporters who can dish it out but find it hard to take. :D :D :D
so the only ones that remains is the good aussies :p
 

biased indian

International Coach
This England team, while they are better and on track, I can't see them beating this Australian team in a game." ian Healy

any comments??
 

telsor

U19 12th Man
marc71178 said:
That's only because WI went from being a predicted even contest to "WI are useless", NZ went from being a predicted even contest to "NZ are useless", and SA went from being a predicted even contest to "SA underperformed and aren't as good as they used to be" (even though hardly any England player played anywhere near as well as they had in the past 12 months, but they still comfortably won the series!
Don't worry, Australia has only got 2 or 3 decent players and only wins because of their sledging, favoratism by the umpires and, of course, the ICC conspiracy.
 
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