*Official* Commentary Complaints Thread

[YorksLanka]

quite like BT's commentary team apart form Swann..I suppose they have to keep with the sky equivalent of Warne..#mutebutton

 

[Spark]

KP utterly convinced that, with England 4/200-odd and going on at well over 3 an over, they really need to go and start hitting sixes.

 

[GIMH]

KP utterly convinced that, with England 4/200-odd and going on at well over 3 an over, they really need to go and start hitting sixes.

Hence why he never finished with the 55 average he was capable of. ****.

 

[Second Spitter]

KP utterly convinced that, with England 4/200-odd and going on at well over 3 an over, they really need to go and start hitting sixes.

KPs commentary ****iness is positively correlated to how well SAF/ENG are going.

 

[_Ed_]

KPs commentary ****iness is positively correlated to how well SAF/ENG are going.

But there's also barely-concealed delight whenever Cook gets out.

 

[Second Spitter]

He is the worst. Seems like him and Slats are going toe-to-toe on who is the wackiest comm. At least Warnie, despite his plethora of faults, provides the odd-bit of analysis here and there.

 

[Spark]

Rodney Hogg is on C9, just to make sure they really maximise their "complete dead****" quotient

 

[Burgey]

He is a completely terrible person.

 

[Viscount Tom]

Swann's convinced his mate Broad should be England captain because you know reasons.

 

[S.Kennedy]

The punditry is not sucking Perth's willy to the same extent as they were with Adelaide.

 

[morgieb]

So after that Marsh 4 KP mentions that England don't have a number 6 that can do that.....I mean, didn't Bairstow get a century?

 

[Second Spitter]

Billy Birmingham should come out of retirement just to take the p!ss out of KP.

 

[Cabinet96]

Vaughan's voice when he gets animated is very annoying. Seems quite fabricated as well because he takes a few seconds to build up to it after a wicket/landmark.

 

[GIMH]

Kevin Pietersen is a wanker

 

[Spark]

I'm told that Boycott was a bit of a dickhead today? Certainly didn't cover himself in glory post-Perth either with the way he carried on.

 

[Gnske]

Nah he's a real good fella, Ponting had it coming when Boycs laughed at and mocked him for disagreeing on Cook's issues.

Odd that Ponting ended up utterly right. 0:41 onwards for those who didn't see.

 

[GotSpin]

I'm told that Boycott was a bit of a dickhead today? Certainly didn't cover himself in glory post-Perth either with the way he carried on.

I had the BT coverage on most of the day and he was certainly enjoying himself. Gave Bird a lot of stick and was carrying on a bit.

TBH I don't mind him too much, but I've had to listen to Slats and heals for a decade

 

[ImpatientLime]

slater of 2005 was such a good commentator.

he is living proof that nein is poison.

 

[Spark]

Isn't he doing stints on BT now since all the BBL commentators have gone?

 

[Daemon]

Kevin Pietersen is a wanker

I love how this is one of the first things that came to your mind early in the morning