Headlines You Want To See During The WC

[Richard]

Haha, you edited that just in time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[silentstriker]

Madman Manan Arrested after Attempted Assassination of Indian Pace Bowling Attack

A well known critic of the dire Indian seam bowling attack Manan Shah was today arrested after he attempted to wipe the bowlers out. Shah was earlier booted out of India's match against Bangladesh at Queens Park Oval after hurling constant abuse at the Indian Pace Barrage after they let the Tigers make a mammoth 2/424.

It is alleged that Shah pulled out an antique springfield rifle from under his shirt and attempted to gun down the bowlers, who incidently were only saved by his poor accuracy (how ironic), as they made their way out of the ground to hop on the team bus.

Haha nice. Except I wouldn't miss with my Springfield.

 

[Tomm NCCC]

England in Ecstasy as Maiden Monty Hundred saves the day

Shane Watson Likes Men

 

[steds]

Haha, you edited that just in time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Indeed.

 

[Richard]

Haha nice. Except I wouldn't miss with my Springfield.

Ever aimed it at a person, have you?

 

[silentstriker]

Ever aimed it at a person, have you?

No, but I've aimed it at inanimate objects that don't move, as well as some things that move a lot faster than a human, and from pretty far out too.

I do 1000 yards (like 914 meters) target shooting fairly often, and I've hit deer and things from pretty far out too. I'm not the best shot, not by any means, I'm just slightly above average I think, but the .30-06 Springfield (M1903) is very accurate (it was a sniper's rifle, after all).

 

[Richard]

But it's rather different when you're actually aiming at a human with the intent to kill.

Believe me, I know.
























I've dreamed about it.

 

[silentstriker]

But it's rather different when you're actually aiming at a human with the intent to kill.

Believe me, I know.

I've dreamed about it.

Hah, well that I can't speak to. But I can't imagine myself missing over anything less than 300-400 yards with a scope, and 150 yards without a scope.

 

[Craig]

Shane Warne praises John Buchanan in the Group win over South Africa
"I was impressed in the change of routine and made the players work even harder and I think that was the difference in our 3 run win over the Protea's. Good work John, just shows he is the best coach out there."

Ian Chappell comes out and admits he was all wrong about Australia

 

[Rajeev]

Mohammad Yousuf converts to rastafari
Changes name to Yousuf Marley

 

[Craig]

So many good potential winners for the Skull Award. I think Clapo's is the best, but there are loads of them.

Wait for Marc to have a go at me in 5..4..3

 

[Barney Rubble]

Shoaib, Asif test negative, but banned for life anyway

"This'll teach those wankers at the PCB" - Malcolm Speed

 

[NZTailender]

Oram amputates Glenn McGrath's right arm
"I felt it gave us the best chance of winning"




"'armless prank goes too far"

 

[Richard]

Greg, that was not bad.

 

[BoyBrumby]

Oram amputates Glenn McGraths right arm
"I felt it gave us the best chance of winning"




"'armless prank goes too far"

I like that a lot. I'd quickly bung in an apostrophe in "McGrath's" tho, or Neil will be hunting you down.

 

[pasag]

Oram amputates Glenn McGraths right arm
"I felt it gave us the best chance of winning"




"'armless prank goes too far"

Young Melbourne jew skinned as the infamous "Redfern Butcher" remains at large
Skinless corpse found coated with spray painted profanity and an empty pack of Winfield Blues

Mohammad Yousuf converts to rastafari
Changes name to Yousuf Marley

Hahahaha

 

[meatspx]

Australian players realise they're married to the same woman
Blonde bombshell forged documents to be married to 6 men at once.

 

[Richard]

I like that a lot. I'd quickly bung in an apostrophe in "McGrath's" tho, or Neil will be hunting you down.

Too late, you've quoted it now!

 

[Xuhaib]

Oram amputates Glenn McGrath's right arm
"I felt it gave us the best chance of winning"




"'armless prank goes too far"

Not sure about the current McGrath but a younger McGrath would have bowled the Kiwis out even with his left arm.

 

[Xuhaib]

Imran "I did it"

Former Pakistan great Imran Khan made a shocking revelation when he admitted that before the CT it was him who had swapped Mohd Asif's urine sample with his useless illegitimate son Sami's urine sample.