Burgey
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TOTAB is a man's man. Ruggedly handsome. Look at the prepubescent bloke you have as your avatar.
Call back when your balls drop.
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Call back when your balls drop.
StephenZA
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Always thought that saying was a little contradictory to implied meaning....
honestbharani
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Why are you even on CW when you are on vacation? 
I am assuming Mrs. Burgey is a lot more lenient at tolerating "discussing cricket crap on the internet" than Mrs. Bharani. 
I am assuming Mrs. Burgey is a lot more lenient at tolerating "discussing cricket crap on the internet" than Mrs. Bharani. 
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Why are you even on CW when you are on vacation?
Adders
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Genuinely made me laugh out loud.
Adders
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And I'll bet AB doesn't drink ****tails cos real men don't drink ****tails........just saying.
cnerd123
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Wouldn't want to - I don't swing that way
Adders
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Does 24 years living here allow me to??
I can picture it now. AB to Craig Mcdermott "If you do that again son, we're gonna have to sit down tonight over ****tails and discuss it!!!"
StephenZA
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I suppose its better than asking him over for a frappuccino.....
Burgey
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You blokes don't rate ****tails because:
1. You're ****s
2. You can't mix your drinks
3. You're uncomfortable drinking anything other than beer/ a standard shot because you have some ridiculous fear you might be seen as less than manly.
Years ago when I was but 18 and a team mate left me on my grandfathers front verandah at 4 a.m after a night drinking all sorts of **** the night before a grand final and ringing the door bell before running, my grandfather approached me the next day (he was club president) as we warmed up and said
"You had a few last night"
"Yes"
"What did you drink?"
"Everything. ****tails and spirits. Don't really remember" [vomit]
"I heard. Look, I don't care if you get pissed but drink a ****ing man's drink".
Now, that was nearly three decades ago. The world has changed. You're all ****ed. Wake up to yourselves.
1. You're ****s
2. You can't mix your drinks
3. You're uncomfortable drinking anything other than beer/ a standard shot because you have some ridiculous fear you might be seen as less than manly.
Years ago when I was but 18 and a team mate left me on my grandfathers front verandah at 4 a.m after a night drinking all sorts of **** the night before a grand final and ringing the door bell before running, my grandfather approached me the next day (he was club president) as we warmed up and said
"You had a few last night"
"Yes"
"What did you drink?"
"Everything. ****tails and spirits. Don't really remember" [vomit]
"I heard. Look, I don't care if you get pissed but drink a ****ing man's drink".
Now, that was nearly three decades ago. The world has changed. You're all ****ed. Wake up to yourselves.
cnerd123
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Did you have an ear stud and a man bun too?
cnerd123
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Only because men back then had some ridiculous fear that you might be seen as less than manly tbh
