Ashwin and Jadeja ranked no 1 and 2 test bowlers.

[Burgey]

Cant get uglier than Alan Border tho, surely

TOTAB is a man's man. Ruggedly handsome. Look at the prepubescent bloke you have as your avatar.

Call back when your balls drop.

 

[StephenZA]

TOTAB is a man's man. Ruggedly handsome. Look at the prepubescent bloke you have as your avatar.

Call back when your balls drop.

Always thought that saying was a little contradictory to implied meaning....

 

[Burgey]

You thought wrong

 

[honestbharani]

Why are you even on CW when you are on vacation? I am assuming Mrs. Burgey is a lot more lenient at tolerating "discussing cricket crap on the internet" than Mrs. Bharani.

 

[OverratedSanity]

Why are you even on CW when you are on vacation? I am assuming Mrs. Burgey is a lot more lenient at tolerating "discussing cricket crap on the internet" than Mrs. Bharani.

 

[Adders]

No mirrors at your joint mate?

Look, I'm three ****tails in up here at Byron and ***** gonna get ugly.

Genuinely made me laugh out loud.

 

[Adders]

TOTAB is a man's man. Ruggedly handsome. Look at the prepubescent bloke you have as your avatar.

Call back when your balls drop.

And I'll bet AB doesn't drink ****tails cos real men don't drink ****tails........just saying.

 

[Burgey]

Of course he drinks ****tails ffs. Jfc man

 

[cnerd123]

TOTAB is a man's man.

Always thought that saying was a little contradictory to implied meaning....

You thought wrong

Of course he drinks ****tails ffs. Jfc man

Umm

 

[Burgey]

Look, I don't know that you can comment on the Australian definition of a bloke's bloke.

In fact, you can't.

 

[cnerd123]

Look, I don't know that you can comment on the Australian definition of a bloke's bloke.

In fact, you can't.

Wouldn't want to - I don't swing that way

 

[cnerd123]

Not that there is anything wrong with it, mind.

 

[Adders]

Look, I don't know that you can comment on the Australian definition of a bloke's bloke.

In fact, you can't.

Does 24 years living here allow me to??

I can picture it now. AB to Craig Mcdermott "If you do that again son, we're gonna have to sit down tonight over ****tails and discuss it!!!"

 

[StephenZA]

Does 24 years living here allow me to??

I can picture it now. AB to Craig Mcdermott "If you do that again son, we're gonna have to sit down tonight over ****tails and discuss it!!!"

I suppose its better than asking him over for a frappuccino.....

 

[Burgey]

You blokes don't rate ****tails because:

1. You're ****s
2. You can't mix your drinks
3. You're uncomfortable drinking anything other than beer/ a standard shot because you have some ridiculous fear you might be seen as less than manly.

Years ago when I was but 18 and a team mate left me on my grandfathers front verandah at 4 a.m after a night drinking all sorts of **** the night before a grand final and ringing the door bell before running, my grandfather approached me the next day (he was club president) as we warmed up and said

"You had a few last night"

"Yes"

"What did you drink?"

"Everything. ****tails and spirits. Don't really remember" [vomit]

"I heard. Look, I don't care if you get pissed but drink a ****ing man's drink".

Now, that was nearly three decades ago. The world has changed. You're all ****ed. Wake up to yourselves.

 

[StephenZA]

Actually I`m manly enough not to drink at all.....

 

[cnerd123]

You blokes don't rate ****tails because:

1. You're ****s
2. You can't mix your drinks
3. You're uncomfortable drinking anything other than beer/ a standard shot because you have some ridiculous fear you might be seen as less than manly.

Years ago when I was but 18 and a team mate left me on my grandfathers front verandah at 4 a.m after a night drinking all sorts of **** the night before a grand final and ringing the door bell before running, my grandfather approached me the next day (he was club president) as we warmed up and said

"You had a few last night"

"Yes"

"What did you drink?"

"Everything. ****tails and spirits. Don't really remember" [vomit]

"I heard. Look, I don't care if you get pissed but drink a ****ing man's drink".

Now, that was nearly three decades ago. The world has changed. You're all ****ed. Wake up to yourselves.

Did you have an ear stud and a man bun too?

 

[Burgey]

There were no man buns in 1988, thank ****.

 

[cnerd123]

There were no man buns in 1988, thank ****.

Only because men back then had some ridiculous fear that you might be seen as less than manly tbh

 

[cnerd123]

Not a man who drinks ****tails