1st Test (Leeds) - 20th June

[Molehill]

India is plainly a far more likeable outfit than the self-styled-but-massively-underperforming saviours, the latter led as they are by a violent recidivist thug.

Which are all still infinitely more attractive attributes than just being cheats.

 

[Johan]

didn't the last Aussie captain get found ***ting minors?

 

[Molehill]

didn't the last Aussie captain get found ***ting minors?

Yep, and ironically he was the one brought in to clean up their image!!

Whooooops....

 

[Adders]

Yep, and ironically he was the one brought in to clean up their image!!

Whooooops....

Hahaha. If ever the phrase "you can't polish a turd" was more apt.

 

[Daemon]

Some big Ls for Burgey over the last couple of pages. Hasn’t been himself ever since he went missing halfway through the WTC final.

 

[Burgey]

didn't the last Aussie captain get found ***ting minors?

If you’re calling a 40 something yo woman a minor then you probably need to rethink your compass a little bit

 

[mackembhoy]

@SillyCowCorner1 @ashley bach

Harry Brook career SR is currently 88.88

 

[Burgey]

Some big Ls for Burgey over the last couple of pages. Hasn’t been himself ever since he went missing halfway through the WTC final.

Twaddle. How dare you accuse me of Paul Lennoning

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

From the UK so probably just assumed some kind of pedophilia was involved.

 

[Johan]

@SillyCowCorner1 @ashley bach

Harry Brook career SR is currently 88.88

would be well north of 100 after Australia, average would be 60+ too

 

[Uppercut]

This must be the weakest England home attack since the early 2000s? Or is there a particularly dark summer I'm forgetting.

 

[Johan]

Twaddle. How dare you accuse me of Paul Lennoning

oh you'll be Paul Lennoning the entire Ashes

 

[Molehill]

If you’re calling a 40 something yo woman a minor then you probably need to rethink your compass a little bit

So only the age of the person the married captain of the national team was contacting that bothers you.....

 

[Burgey]

oh you'll be Paul Lennoning the entire Ashes

You haven’t been here very long if you think that

 

[Johan]

You haven’t been here very long if you think that

I became active last year mate

 

[Molehill]

This must be the weakest England home attack since the early 2000s? Or is there a particularly dark summer I'm forgetting.

Well there was the final SL game last year that included Stone and Hull.

 

[Burgey]

So only the age of the person the married captain of the national team was contacting that bothers you.....

Well if the choice is between ***ting someone older than you or literally using a carriage service to groom a child for ***, then it’s fair to say in my mind the former is several orders of magnitude less serious than the latter.

Interesting you don’t think along those lines though.

 

[Burgey]

I joined last year mate

Indeed

 

[Burgey]

Well there was the final SL game last year that included Stone and Hull.

It’s not easy moving on from two stalwarts like Broaderson tbf

 

[Molehill]

Well if the choice is between ***ting someone older than you or literally using a carriage service to groom a child for ***, then it’s fair to say in my mind the former is several orders of magnitude less serious than the latter.

Interesting you don’t think along those lines though.

I'd prefer it if the captain of my team wasn't either a cheat or a s*x pest.....