Ponting the only "one and only"

[karan316]

I am really gonna write a book "Ponting the only 'one and only'" - Said this first in VMs

I will purchase the first copy of your book...

 

[Dawood Ahmad]

You have to wait only 2.5 years:
How Long Does it Take to Get Published? - The Steve Laube Agency

 

[karan316]

Karan, I want to learn from you now. Pass on the pearls of wisdom.

I have nothing to teach you. Maybe Dawood can teach you certain things if you request him.

 

[karan316]

You have to wait only 2.5 years:
How Long Does it Take to Get Published? - The Steve Laube Agency

Allright, hope you are on cricketweb till then.

 

[Dawood Ahmad]

Allright, hope you are on cricketweb till then.

Yes I am on cricketweb till then

 

[zaremba]

I am leaving CW with this message.

You will realize you are lucky to meet me in the next few years. (Any one ever wanted to do a chat with me etc., you know my fb)

Bi!

Mean, I won't post again on CW

didn't take long...

 

[Dawood Ahmad]

didn't take long...

it was a plan which stopped me.

 

[kiwiviktor81]

Since you're from Pakistan, can you write a poem about my all-time favourite bowler, Wasim Akram?

 

[marc71178]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiJlzVzvRas&feature=youtu.be

And also, Shakespeare started poetry when he was 12, T.S. Eliot when he was 14 and Coleridge when he was 15.

I started poetry when I was ten, only two men win from me. Its Muhammad Iqbal and Ghalib of Urdu who started it when they were 9 and 10 respectively.

Edit: And yes, Persian poet Sheikh Saadi wins from all of them.
Furthermore, my poetry is better than Coleridge's first poetry which was published when he was around 17.

No, it isn't. Your poetry is ****ing dreadful.

 

[cnerd123]

Back to thinking Dawood is a troll now

 

[Dawood Ahmad]

Since you're from Pakistan, can you write a poem about my all-time favourite bowler, Wasim Akram?

why not?

 

[Dawood Ahmad]

Since you're from Pakistan, can you write a poem about my all-time favourite bowler, Wasim Akram?

lets start:

That swing was blowing
and it was raining wickets
Batsmen were flowing
And Wasim was gaining wickets

His ball would pitch twice
Once on pitch and once on stumps
Call him son of a bitch twice
for the wickets and for the bumps


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[cpr]

If only there was another word that rhymed with wicket, especially one cricket relat.... oh.

 

[karan316]

lets start:

That swing was blowing
and it was raining wickets
Batsmen were flowing
And Wasim was gaining wickets

His ball would pitch twice
Once on pitch and once on stumps
Call him son of a bitch twice
for the wickets and for the bumps


​

Great poem, can you a write a poem on "strock" and "foam" aswell...

 

[Dawood Ahmad]

If only there was another word that rhymed with wicket, especially one cricket relat.... oh.

Err. What??

Great poem, can you a write a poem on "strock" and "foam" aswell...

I can't do that good when it comes to cricket abilities, I had already written a poem about timing, middling and stoke and I took it from there:
The main is the timing thing
Its possessor is a shining thing

 

[kiwiviktor81]

If only there was another word that rhymed with wicket, especially one cricket relat.... oh.

Rhyming a word with itself adds to the battle-rap feel of the poems imo.

 

[Dawood Ahmad]

Rhyming a word with itself adds to the battle-rap feel of the poems imo.

Yes I agree that Sometimes it adds a battle-rap feel of the poems

But not all the times.

 

[cpr]

Rhyming a word with itself adds to the battle-rap feel of the poems imo.

Ah yes, 'Street' Cricket.

 

[Dawood Ahmad]

Ah yes, 'Street' Cricket.

What the Hell!

Ignoring me and discussing my poems....

 

[karan316]

I can't do that good when it comes to cricket abilities, I had already written a poem about timing, middling and stoke and I took it from there:

All right, do you write only poems? You should try writing short stories. Maybe you can write one on Afridi.