Shoaib Akhtar

[GIMH]

@ this thread

 

[0RI0N]

Pakistan cricket always provides the lulz.

 

[silentstriker]

Has to be a prank.

By the PCB?

 

[four_or_six]

Oh, that's awful of the PCB announcing something like that! Don't they have some kind of confidentiality thing?

 

[fredfertang]

I'm sure they do - any guesses at the parts of the story they have kept under wraps?

 

[four_or_six]

That the bloke with the laser slipped?

 

[fredfertang]

what i had in mind was where they'd come from and where else they'd gone but that must be a possibility

 

[Shri]

I'm sure they do - any guesses at the parts of the story they have kept under wraps?

You mean under warts?

 

[Agent TBY]

Wow, he got pulled out of the squad for that? The PCB are such worry-warts.

Seriously though, can't wait to hear stadiums' speakers belting out The Darkness' Growing on Me everytime he walks onto the field.

 

[Smith]

Pakistan's chances of making it big in England are now seriously hampered by the loss of their most experienced and aggressive member.

 

[Shri]

Pakistan's chances of making it big in England are now seriously hampered by the loss of their most experienced and aggressive member.

They still have Tanvir and Gul. The cake is still there. They just lost the icing.

 

[Smith]

They still have Tanvir and Gul. The cake is still there. They just lost the tipping.

Is it? I am planning to set up cauterization services in Pakistan then.

 

[GIMH]

This whole thing is a huge ****-up

 

[fredfertang]

This whole thing is a huge ****-up

that'd be painful

 

[GIMH]

Any ideas what Akhtar will do while the T20 is on then? just scratch around at home I guess?

 

[PhoenixFire]

Heard this on the radio when I was eating my tea, was disgusted TBH, but amused nonetheless.

 

[scorpiogal]

Poor Shoaib. Whatever happened to confidentiality?

 

[GIMH]

Poor Shoaib. Whatever happened to condoms?

Couldn't agree more

 

[Matt79]

Gimh finally connects with a big swing!

 

[Uppercut]

I thought Shoaib was too old to have another a purple patch, but he's proved me wrong.

Wow, he got pulled out of the squad for that? The PCB are such worry-warts.