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    Things Virat Kohli could do...

    1.) Book a Tatkal ticket on IRCTC on a 256 kbps dialup connection
    2.) Sit through a Shah Rukh Khan movie his wife forced him to watch without yawning/complaining

    I'm hoping for some creative answers here, none of your standard "cure cancer" or "end world hunger" type stuff which we all know is child's play for him anyway.
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    He could wear a really big box and not be called out for it.
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    cure world hunger
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    Virat could probably do that thing where you spin a pen around in one hand with your fingers and then catch it again:

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    Bang Jono's girl.
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    Virat could probably successfully defend the tobacco industry in the government's law suit against them for damages.

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    Virat can probably piss higher up the urinal wall than any other person currently in world cricket.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hurricane View Post
    Virat can probably piss higher up the urinal wall than any other person currently in world cricket.
    He could piss straight into the bowl, without any spatter, with an erection.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vcs View Post
    He could piss straight into the bowl, without any spatter, with an erection.
    Magnificent!

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    Quote Originally Posted by duffer View Post
    Bang Jono's girl.

    That's in the other 'things Virat has done' thread.
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    vcs, if you're going to make Kohli threads it needs to have a string of pictures of him looking delicious. lift your game!
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    That's your department. If there's two people doing that here, CW will be all like

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