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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayzamann View Post
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    I'm no Kamran Akmal fan but you gotta feel for the bloke, it seems like he works pretty hard but its pretty obvious he can't keep well to even save his own life but still Pakistan for some reason keep presisting with him only to humiliate him on a global platform.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pup11 View Post
    I'm no Kamran Akmal fan but you gotta feel for the bloke, it seems like he works pretty hard but its pretty obvious he can't keep well to even save his own life but still Pakistan for some reason keep presisting with him only to humiliate him on a global platform.
    he deserves it. Nobody knows for sure how come he is still in the team. Is he really close to the big Butt (PCB chairman Ijaz Butt)????
    And smalishah's avatar is the most classy one by far Jan certainly echoes the sentiments of CW

    Yeah we don't crap in the first world; most of us would actually have no idea what that was emanating from Ajmal's backside. Why isn't it roses and rainbows like what happens here? PEWS's retort to Ganeshran on Daemon's picture depicting Ajmal's excreta

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    In Afrikaans, Kakmal means S**tcrazy.. Always a good one when looking at the Pakistan batting order
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    King Cricket has quite a fair summation here:

    Kamran Akmal amazes us. We hope he never goes away. You’d think the ability to catch might be an entry requirement for wicketkeepers – particularly international ones – yet Akmal seems to have footballs made of ice instead of hands – slippery, round, smooth things wholly unsuited to capturing a lofted cricket ball.

    Asking Kamran Akmal to keep wicket is like asking a clouded leopard to look after your chickens while you’re on holiday. Day one, he comes round and he scatters some grain for them. Day two, he comes round and he scatters some grain for them. Day three, he comes round and he scatters some grain for them. Then he stops.

    ‘Hang on,’ he asks himself. ‘Am I a clouded leopard?’ He takes a look down at himself and sees a distinctive cloud-like pattern. ‘That proves nothing,’ he thinks, eyeing the chickens. ‘Although then again, I do have powerful legs equipped with rotating rear ankles that allow me to safely climb downwards in a head-first posture, much like a common squirrel.’

    ‘Sod it,’ he says. ‘I am going to eat those chickens.’

    You see, it’s not that Kamran Akmal isn’t trying. He’s just doing a job for which he is entirely unsuited.
    Every 5 years we have an election and have to decide who are the least obnoxious out of all the men. Then one gets in and they age really quickly. Which is always fun to watch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smalishah84 View Post
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