Who will make a big impact in 2006?

[luckyeddie]

Yes. He slipped while reaching for the shampoo - despite having as much hair as Jenna Jameson fresh from a visit to the waxing salon.

And this from a member who claims that I'm not funny.

 

[Smudge]

And this from a member who claims that I'm not funny.

At least it's new... ish.

 

[luckyeddie]

At least it's new... ish.

Hey, that one about debate crawling off the hook was quality, mate - far better than anything I've EVER seen you produce.

Now make like a sheep and bleat it.

 

[Smudge]

Hey, that one about debate crawling off the hook was quality, mate - far better than anything I've EVER seen you produce.

Now make like a sheep and bleat it.

Michael Jackson would be turning in his oxygen chamber to hear you butcher one of his lyrics like that.

Sounds like you have fairly big tickets on yourself - pity no one else is buying.

 

[thierry henry]

lol, clash of the titans.

Anyway, it seems like McCullum has been every Kiwi's pick for 2004, 2005 and 2006. I don't know that he'll do anything really special while batting at 7 or 8 in the ODI line-up, it's hard to make more than 50 or 60 batting down there. He really needs to cash in and make perhaps 2 or 3 test centuries, although that's a huge ask, especially considering NZ seem to play about 1 test every 6 months these days.

 

[luckyeddie]

Michael Jackson would be turning in his oxygen chamber to hear you butcher one of his lyrics like that.

Sounds like you have fairly big tickets on yourself - pity no one else is buying.

I'm no match for you, Voltman - I'm going to retire gracefully content that my legacy is safe in your hands.

To you, I bequeath both of my jokes - I hope you can make use of them. Just remove 'Kiwi' and insert 'Welshman'.

(You might have to use a crowbar, though).

 

[Sanz]

Yes. He slipped while reaching for the shampoo - despite having as much hair as Jenna Jameson fresh from a visit to the waxing salon.

Sanath’s shampoo excuse too slippery
TREVOR CHESTERFIELD

COLOMBO, JANUARY 4: It is a bit of a red herring, but as you would expect of made up stories, there is more to Sanath Jayasuriya’s so-called dislocating a shoulder in a New Zealand hotel bathroom than the team management’s excuse of him reaching for the shampoo.

After all, why would a man 80 per cent bald want to shampoo what remains of his hair when soap will do?

It is, says a contact in the board, nothing at all to do with slipping in the bath. The truth of the matter is that the right shoulder injury sustained in mid-October still has not healed sufficiently to allow him to bat or bowl with confidence. Jayasuriya was advised to follow Sachin Tendulkar’s example after his elbow operation. But he ignored all advice and told the selectors he was ready.

It was the lure of the “filthy lucre” (“more one-dayers is more money,” as a Lankan source put it.

http://www.indianexpress.com/full_story.php?content_id=85319

 

[adharcric]

Sanath’s shampoo excuse too slippery
TREVOR CHESTERFIELD

COLOMBO, JANUARY 4: It is a bit of a red herring, but as you would expect of made up stories, there is more to Sanath Jayasuriya’s so-called dislocating a shoulder in a New Zealand hotel bathroom than the team management’s excuse of him reaching for the shampoo.

After all, why would a man 80 per cent bald want to shampoo what remains of his hair when soap will do?

It is, says a contact in the board, nothing at all to do with slipping in the bath. The truth of the matter is that the right shoulder injury sustained in mid-October still has not healed sufficiently to allow him to bat or bowl with confidence. Jayasuriya was advised to follow Sachin Tendulkar’s example after his elbow operation. But he ignored all advice and told the selectors he was ready.

It was the lure of the “filthy lucre” (“more one-dayers is more money,” as a Lankan source put it.

http://www.indianexpress.com/full_story.php?content_id=85319

damn thats hilarious ... and jayasuriya's just about done with his cricketing days, its good upul tharanga is showing some promise

 

[Tim]

Well, who would you pick then Thierry?

 

[Don]

denesh ramdin dwaye (jonny) bravo.oh and its been said that lara wants the most double centuries record so look out for him.

 

[tooextracool]

Incase you didn't know, Jayasuriya is injured and is said to be hiding his injury.

i was actually referring to the jayasuriya axing before the test series in India.

 

[Xuhaib]

Asad Rauf and Billy Doctrove will have a good 2006.

 

[Buddhmaster]

Haha Eddie and Voltman, go for it

 

[Mr Mxyzptlk]

denesh ramdin dwaye (jonny) bravo.oh and its been said that lara wants the most double centuries record so look out for him.

I very much doubt that. Lara's a sensible guy and knows his limitations. I'm fairly certain he won't be going on after the World Cup, and if that's the case, I'm even more certain that he won't score 5 double hundreds between now and then.

 

[Buddhmaster]

Voltman? Eddie? You guys have unfinished business...

 

[Arjun]

Once Munaf Patel gets a full series playing for India, he will definitely make an impact.

 

[Prince EWS]

denesh ramdin dwaye (jonny) bravo.oh and its been said that lara wants the most double centuries record so look out for him.

I wouldnt mind that record either, but it doesnt mean Im going to get it, nor does it mean Ill perform any better in 2006.

 

[Smudge]

Voltman? Eddie? You guys have unfinished business...

He gave up.

 

[luckyeddie]

He gave up.

You always cease to amaze me

 

[Smudge]

You always cease to amaze me

Was that your own work? I thought so.