sammy123 said:
i dont really believe it is a sport, its more of a game like chess. calling it sport is like calling rolf harris a comedian. he deserves to be purged.
Well, if cricket (whether test, county, village or backyard) isn't a sport, what is?
<quack> That's a difficult one, LE. Nothing, I suppose.
Exactly. If you deprive cricket of sport status, then Australians will no longer be able to communicate.
<quack> They barely can anyway
Hush, DD. You'll wake Scally. Anyway, that's not what I mean. What is the first thing any Australian EVER says in any context when they meet an Englishman?
<quack> "Beer?"
I don't think you quite understand. What's the first thing an Englishman says when they meet an Aussie?
<quack> "Would you like to buy some deodorant?"
Don't be cheeky, but you're on the right lines. I'll give you a clue. "Guh..."
<quack> I know, I know. "Got any spare change?"