Quinton de Kock

[Daemon]

Can't wait for this bloke to make his debut.

"Ugly swipe from de Kock"

"de Kock's been spraying it everywhere this over"

 

[Son Of Coco]

A major factor in determining the longevity of de Kock's career is how excited he becomes when he gets one in the slot.

 

[Eds]

Whenever I've watched him, de Kock's been far too stiff when he meets a good wrist spinner.

 

[Daemon]

Do you think de Kock will prefer juicy and bouncy surfaces?

 

[Son Of Coco]

I think he'll be great on a wet deck, but will really struggle when it's dry and dusty.

 

[G.I.Joe]

Like all good keepers, de Kock prefers the soft hands technique.

 

[Eds]

Like all good keepers, de Kock prefers the soft hands technique.

Don't forget, he's also a great batter.

 

[G.I.Joe]

Don't forget, he's also a great batter.

What sort of grip does de Kock prefer?

 

[Eds]

What sort of grip does de Kock prefer?

Varies depending on his mood.

Often prefers to bat hard and fast, but is also capable of slowing the game down.

 

[Daemon]

Got a great head on him as well

 

[G.I.Joe]

Does he still have the problem of waking up stiff in the morning?

 

[Daemon]

Nothing a quick rub won't take care of

 

[Ausage]

It's been said before and will be said again but no sport does *** puns half as well as cricket. Unquestionably the world leader in the field.

 

[Daemon]

Billiards to disagree

 

[Ausage]

I said sport not "method of passing time while pissed". Billiards isn't even close in that category anyway.

 

[Daemon]

Unfortunately QdK failed against the Pakistani U19s today.

 

[Prince EWS]

Unfortunately QdK failed against the Pakistani U19s today.

Spent a few minutes trying to work out the pun. The absence of a pun actually made this post hilarious.

 

[Howe_zat]

Unfortunately QdK failed against the Pakistani U19s today.

Yes, a limp performance.

 

[G.I.Joe]

Unfortunately QdK failed against the Pakistani U19s today.

Yes, a limp performance.

So de Kock doesn't stand tall and deliver against under-aged sides.



also explains why PEWS expected a pun there

 

[Daemon]

Yes, a limp performance.

Certainly. Lasted a mere 10 minutes.