Players whose surname is also a religion

[cpr]

I think if anyone knows me, they know if I go to pray I head to the G. Chapple

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Head and Chapple in the same sentence

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Donovan Pagon

 

[Red]

yeah n ooffence but you seem like a crep

Creep or crepe?

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Alan Lamb

Well if you are Welsh.

Can bed it too.

 

[Bijed]

Greek/Roman Deity XI

Poseidon Bradman
Rangana Hera-th
Demeteri Mascarenhas
Jade Dernbacchus
Matthew Hades
Shaun Mars
Bob Woolmercury
Arjuno Ranatunga
Mohinder Amarnathena
Jupeter Handscomb
Kenny Benjaminerva

 

[Magrat Garlick]

respect for working in Dernbach but Faoud Bacchus takes that spot surely

 

[fruitycreeper]

lol dem comments about weslhies ffs, ****in sick

 

[Burgey]

Frank Missenary

 

[Gnske]

dnt start with me you mook

Get a load of this bag of mook.

 

[vcs]

Frank Missenary

Someone needs to do a S*x Positions XI now.

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Someone needs to do a S*x Positions XI now.

Ryan Sidebottom would be an automatic pick

 

[GoodAreasShane]

Ryan Sidebottom would be an automatic pick

Both of them?

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Both of them?

I guess we are including full names.

So many Khans, gotta give them a first name also.

Same methodology applied here

 

[TheJediBrah]

Frank Missenary

Doggy Bollinger

 

[Magrat Garlick]

I guess we are including full names.

No, he means there are two Ryan Sidebottoms

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

No, he means there are two Ryan Sidebottoms

In that case, we just choose randomly.

 

[Himannv]

Both of them?

One for each cheek.

 

[Kirkut]

Sachin Tendehar
Virender Seway
Rahul Drevia
VVS Lexingten
MS Dhenier

Cricket 07 anyone?

P.S.: Forgot to add other 2 hilarious ones - J. Krumble and Zaheer Kalm.

 

[OverratedSanity]

S Gungly
L Balije