*Official* English Football Season 2013-14

[Pothas]

Oh God.

 

[Pothas]

Wait. I thought this was the new crap Man Utd.

 

[grecian]

Oh I should be pissed off, but pens, I love pens

 

[Magrat Garlick]

Wait. I thought this was the new crap Man Utd.

ave bossa nova, similis bossa seneca

 

[GIMH]

It's win-win anyway

United lose? We all laugh
United win? We all laugh at how badly they got destroyed at Wembley

 

[Pothas]

Great start.

 

[Pothas]

This is so good. Go on Phil, miss it.

 

[grecian]

Someone was saying recently that the team that miss the first pen, seem to often win the Penalty shoot-outs nowadays, we'll see.

 

[Pothas]

How not to take penalties.

 

[Jarquis]

3/10 penalties

 

[Nate]

This would be funny, except the result doesn't even Mata.

 

[Tom Halsey]

Definitely couldn't tell those two teams were English.

The worse the standard of the pens definitely the better the entertainment though.

 

[Neil Pickup]

I like the way that the cameramen don't need to pan into the stands to get the obligatory footage of little kids in Man Utd shirts crying, and can just stick to the centre circle...

 

[grecian]

Well for all five pens that must have been some of the worst I've seen in a shoot-out, even Fletchers wasn't brilliant. Don't think Mannone did anything special Sunderlands weren't too flash either, but De Gea made a decent save to Johnson.

 

[Furball]

That's probably the worst penalty shoot out I've ever seen.

 

[cpr]

1 from 5 from 12 yards, that pretty much sums up us in front of goal without Rooney this year.

So 2 Englishmen who could possibly be in this position in the summer sky it over the bar. Move over Waddle and Pearce, we've found your legacy bearers.

 

[Eds]

1 from 5 from 12 yards, that pretty much sums up us in front of goal without Rooney this year.

So 2 Englishmen who could possibly be in this position in the summer sky it over the bar. Move over Waddle and Pearce, we've found your legacy bearers.

It's pretty clear than Januzaj is a future England star too.

 

[Furball]

Man Utd looked absolutely terrified in extra time.

They're so average. How the **** did Arsenal lose there earlier this season?

 

[Cabinet96]

Always funny to watch a really horrific penalty shoot out. Reminds me of Real v Bayern from a couple of years ago.

 

[Magrat Garlick]

Man Utd taking inspiration from the Barcelona team of 1986.

(Although at least a couple in there were decent saves by the Steaua GK.)