*Official* 2022 New Zealand Tour of England, Ireland, Scotland & Netherlands

[Moss]

Now that Stokes is gone I don't imagine bowling Ajaz again will particularly be a problem tbh.

Would like to see him back to the bowling crease soon for sure, KW should be wary of overbowling the pace trio particularly with the short turnaround time between tests.

Root working the singles very well atm.

 

[Prince EWS]

I want Foakes to succeed purely to make @sledger look bad.

Sledger already looks bad, don't worry.

 

[trundler]

I want Foakes and Root to succeed. Yet want England to embarrass itself again.. but that would likely mean the Ogre of Doom cleans up. All very conflicting.

 

[sledger]

I want Foakes to succeed purely to make @sledger look bad.

I can't fault your motivation, but unfortunately he will not

As someone who is extremely mediocre in essentially all aspects I know mediocrity when I see it

 

[Prince EWS]

I can't fault your motivation, but unfortunately he will not

As someone who is extremely mediocre in essentially all aspects I know mediocrity when I see it

"Foakes reminds me of myself, therefore I don't rate him" is so good.

 

[trundler]

Come on Joe

 

[sledger]

Sledger already looks bad, don't worry.

I am excellent at looks

E.g. I look at women online all the time

 

[veganbob]

England favourites now.

 

[sledger]

I mean look at that leading edge

FCA average dictates that he is out

I may also have had a few beers

 

[trundler]

Root looks solid as.

The gulf between him and wanker run specialist KW widening as we speak.

 

[Moss]

Southee flagging a bit that over.

C’mon Kane, right time for the spinner surely?

 

[GIMH]

I want Foakes to succeed purely to make @sledger look bad.

Was genuinely thinking exactly this

 

[White Ball]

England favourites now.

Not with the tail they have but they are getting back into the game for sure

 

[grecian]

How close to the win do England need to be to claim the extra time, much rather be playing here than in the morning with the Kiwi's fresh.

 

[sledger]

If England were playing India I would be very confident at this point

Even with Foakes at the crease

 

[PlayerComparisons]

Could potentially be Roots first fourth innings ton

 

[Uppercut]

How close to the win do England need to be to claim the extra time, much rather be playing here than in the morning with the Kiwi's fresh.

Could be under heavy storm clouds next time they get out there too. Need as many as they can get tonight.

 

[GIMH]

How close to the win do England need to be to claim the extra time, much rather be playing here than in the morning with the Kiwi's fresh.

Would probably need to be about 30 runs away. So would say it’s highly unlikely unless some strange flurry of runs occurs.

If Stokes had stayed in…

 

[Prince EWS]

I am excellent at looks

E.g. I look at women online all the time

*disapprovingly shakes head at dancing Korean women*

 

[Aritro]

Say what you will about the poms but they do have the most crisply white set of whites

^I'm talking about their clothes, not their penchant for social exclusion