***Official*** 1st Test at Brisbane

[Gob]

Meh Davey Warner would have made a ton by now

 

[Cabinet96]

Have a weird feeling Cook will get out early but Stoneman and Vince will bat till Lunch.

Well then.

 

[morgieb]

Weird game thus far. Very un-Australian pitch.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

So I guess the plan is to bat as long as possible and see how many Aussie quicks breakdown in that time.

 

[Cow]

Well then.

what's your feeling after lunch? Other than needing a crap.

 

[Viscount Tom]

Why does the Aussie attack remind me so much of the village people.

 

[Furball]

Well then.

Not bad.

 

[Furball]

Weird game thus far. Very un-Australian pitch.

But the wicket is crap?

 

[stephen]

The pitch has got to make England feel good about themselves. They get exactly this type of slow pudding deck all the time at home.

 

[Starfighter]

So I guess the plan is to bat as long as possible and see how many Aussie quicks breakdown in that time.

That's a pretty good plan, especially with only four bowlers.

 

[Gnske]

Wow Kevin Pietersen sure is great on the Cricket Show!

 

[Furball]

Bedtime for me. If England fall apart you know who to blame.

 

[Adders]

Have a weird feeling Cook will get out early but Stoneman and Vince will bat till Lunch.

Yeah good call......still not happy about you putting the curse on Cook, but I'll settle for the latter.

 

[Burgey]

Lisa Stilaker gets a gig on the Cricket Show at lunch but not a stint on comms. Reckon that’s ****ed.

 

[Burgey]

Wow Kevin Pietersen sure is great on the Cricket Show!

Liked his first mention of #intent earlier on comms too.

 

[morgieb]

But the wicket is crap?

It's pretty batsman-friendly but rather slow, Australian wickets tend to be quicker.

 

[cnerd123]

Cook out early
Aussies unhappy with the pitch
Lyon the best bowler on show in the opening session


Good session for team 'Most Accumulated Waaahs'

 

[Burgey]

I’d go Cummins and Starc for a quick burst after lunch then Lyon pretty much all session from one end.

 

[Cabinet96]

Lisa Stilaker gets a gig on the Cricket Show at lunch but not a stint on comms. Reckon that’s ****ed.

Given the rules of "you have to have played it to commentate on it" what do they talk about in the cricket show that makes her eligible?

 

[Burgey]

Cricket.