Most memorable piece of commentary

[Magrat Garlick]

"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer." - Murray Mexted
"Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw." - Murray Mexted

Hahaha. Not surprised.

He was ok when he commentated on a few matches in Durban, tho. Presumably found the outlandish act wasn't necessary.

 

[steds]

Apologies for the dig, but I needed to share this

"You bottleless get! I can't speyk!"

 

[BoyBrumby]

Man had a point tho, tbf. Ref jibbed that one big time.

 

[cpr]

First proper tackle I've seen in a game of touch rugby TBH.

 

[Spikey]

there's a pig at full forward

 

[benchmark00]

Apologies for the dig, but I needed to share this

"You bottleless get! I can't speyk!"

Holy **** that's good.

 

[Furball]

"They tricked us again" - Dutch commentator when West Germany took the lead in the 1974 World Cup final.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Lebron James with no regard for human life!

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Also;

AguerroooooOOOOOOOOOOO

I SWEAR YOU'LL NEVER SEE ANYTHING LIKE THIS EVER AGAIN.

 

[GIMH]

"They can start ordering the Wembley suits now"

 

[mullarkey]

Venue: Nou Camp stadium, May 1999, commentator Clive Tyldesley. Champions league final is in the 90th minute Bayern Munich lead Manchester United 1-0. United win a throw in deep in the German team's half. The board is held up it reads 3 (minutes of added time): Tyldesley: 'Base camp for a final assault'. And boy WAS it?

 

[Camel 56]

'When seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.' - Eric Cantona

 

[fredfertang]

"Don't even bother looking for that one. It's gone straight into the confectionary stall and out again."

 

[steds]

I prefer "what a triumph it would be for him if he was still batting at 6 o’clock this evening."

 

[mullarkey]

If I had a quid for every time I heard this from Jim Laker: 'four runs before it left the bat.'

 

[mullarkey]

Two pearls of wisdom from Howard Wilkinson: 'I firmly believe that if we score one goal the opposition will need to score two goals to win.' And :'I think we will do well over the festive season, especially as Boxing day comes the day after Christmas day.'

 

[nightprowler10]

Mark Jackson (NBA) has a few goodies, but they've become catch phrases more so than classic calls.

"Mama, there goes that man!"
"Hand down, man down!"

Stacey King on Derrick Rose multiple times in his MVP year: "Too big, too strong, too fast, too good!"

 

[mullarkey]

Joey Barton speaks English with a French accent ? video | Football | theguardian.com
Check this out it's hilarious!!!!

 

[DingDong]

hawk harrelson after possibly the most iconic hr last season

 

[VCC44]

Still Billy Hamilton, he's gone past Tendillo ... Arconada... ARMSTRONG