Get Ready For A ****ing Sacking - The Michael Clarke Story?

[Red]

My gut feeling is that Watson is a bit of a **** stirring pansy at times. I imagine he's quite divisive and underhanded.

Clarke is probably narcissistic but in his own way straight up, but probably pushes hard to get his way and doesn't always think of the greater good.

Smith just goes about his business and is a bit oblivious/too nice to get involved.

Warner probably just bogans it up all the time and says offensive **** that everyone ignores.

Rogers probably just thinks WTF?

Haddin would just smile and try to make jokes that are kind of dad jokes, but people kind of like them, but kind of don't.

Johnson would be snide and cutting and a bit sulky when things don't go his way, but funny at times. No one would like pissing him off.

Siddle just sits there *****whipped, eating his bananas while his brain devolves slowly.

Harris and Lyon would just get on with being champ blokes loving life and playing cricket for Australia *

* all my opinions, based on nothing really.

 

[cnerd123]

Sounds like a sitcom.

 

[dermo]

wonder what spikey thinks about faulkers being given more time to be fit than clarke

 

[Red]

wonder what spikey thinks about faulkers being given more time to be fit than clarke

As long as he bats at 8.

 

[Antihippy]

Lehmann 'sick of' Clarke's fitness speculation | Cricket | ESPN Cricinfo

Well hopefully this silliness will end.

Though it will no doubt fuel the conspiracy lover by allowing them to say "of course they would say that!"

 

[GotSpin]

Clarke commentating during the series Was a dumb move though

 

[Spikey]

wonder what spikey thinks about faulkers being given more time to be fit than clarke

it's dumb but not in a "x is getting better treatment than y". it was just silly stuff to give a deadline in the first place, particularly a pretty strict deadline. i wouldn't've liked it if faulkner was given a similarly silly deadline

 

[Jono]

Clarke or Abbott, who will be dropped as leader first?

 

[dermo]

it's dumb but not in a "x is getting better treatment than y". it was just silly stuff to give a deadline in the first place, particularly a pretty strict deadline. i wouldn't've liked it if faulkner was given a similarly silly deadline

tbh i wouldve given clarke until the final pool game against scotland if he wanted it

 

[SteveNZ]

Clarke or Abbott, who will be dropped as leader first?

Give me 10 green sheets on Abbott. I never knew how bumbling politicians could be until I moved to Australia.

Why not give Joe Hockey a run, that'll ensure a few decent quotes at least. Low income families who can't afford a car or if they can, don't drive far..and setting up a budget for humans who will either live forever or at least 150 years in the future. Brilliant.

 

[SteveNZ]

Siddle just sits there *****whipped, eating his bananas while his brain devolves slowly.

Haha, this one was me favourite. To be fair, his mrs is a showstopper and pre-new teeth, Sids was an awful looking beast.

 

[Furball]

Still doesn't justify not eating steak.

 

[Spark]

Clarke fires back at Buchanan, Symonds | cricket.com.au

The kernels are a-poppin'

 

[Scaly piscine]

Clarke fires back at Buchanan, Symonds | cricket.com.au

The kernels are a-poppin'

Perhaps Clarke should call on Jerry's assistance next time he writes some comebacks in his diary.

 

[Spikey]

Clarke fires back at Buchanan, Symonds | cricket.com.au

The kernels are a-poppin'

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. ****ing hope there's more coming

 

[Immenso]

I think I've just discovered my own version of hell. Imagine having to put up with this;

"I can remember guys like Hayden and (Justin) Langer sitting him down in a corner and trying to get him to understand what we were trying to achieve.

Poor Clarkey.

 

[mr_mister]

yeah **** Symonds. Go have another fish

 

[Top_Cat]

Class work all-round.

 

[Jono]

Gone whack at Symonds, Buchanan and Hayden.

The drunk comment at Symonds the best one. So good.

 

[Dan]

I must admit, the story in Whitewash to Whitewash of Symonds tipping a drink over Clarke's head in the West Indies was incredibly hilarious.

Amazing how far that friendship fell so quickly.