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Caption: Caddick

superkingdave

Hall of Fame Member


NHS Waiting lists meant that it could take up to 12 months for Caddick to get the much needed hip replacement.
 

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Barney Rubble

International Coach
Matt Wood discovers the secret of invisibility, and decides to put his new powers to good use - tormenting Caddy by holding his giant ears back as he walks away.......
 

cpr

International Coach
Barney Rubble said:
Matt Wood discovers the secret of invisibility, and decides to put his new powers to good use - tormenting Caddy by holding his giant ears back as he walks away.......
Looking at caddicks face, and the position of his left hand, i dont think it was his ears he was playing with.....
 

BoyBrumby

Englishman
Can you help someone like "Andrew"? "Andrew" came to England from his third world country in search of a better life.

Just 2 years ago "Andrew" was the toast of England, centrally-contracted & bowling Australia to defeat. Now cruelly thrown onto the scrapheap after years of loyal service he's reduced to giving blow-jobs to invisible giants to make ends meet.

Just £2 a month can make a difference. Send your donations to Seamers Having Income Trouble now. Thank you.
 

Barney Rubble

International Coach
BoyBrumby said:
Can you help someone like "Andrew"? "Andrew" came to England from his third world country in search of a better life.

Just 2 years ago "Andrew" was the toast of England, centrally-contracted & bowling Australia to defeat. Now cruelly thrown onto the scrapheap after years of loyal service he's reduced to giving blow-jobs to invisible giants to make ends meet.

Just £2 a month can make a difference. Send your donations to Seamers Having Income Trouble now. Thank you.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Especially "giving blow-jobs to invisible giants"!
 

Slow Love™

International Captain
BoyBrumby said:
Can you help someone like "Andrew"? "Andrew" came to England from his third world country in search of a better life.

Just 2 years ago "Andrew" was the toast of England, centrally-contracted & bowling Australia to defeat. Now cruelly thrown onto the scrapheap after years of loyal service he's reduced to giving blow-jobs to invisible giants to make ends meet.

Just £2 a month can make a difference. Send your donations to Seamers Having Income Trouble now. Thank you.
LOL. Very intricate....
 

Slow Love™

International Captain


When people called Caddick a right c0ck, some were outraged. But the simple fact of the matter was that he was always first on the field for practice at the crack of dawn, wakening the Somerset folk from their slumbers with his early morning cry of despair.
 

Slow Love™

International Captain


Sometimes, when play was quiet, Andy Caddick dared to dream about being a professional ballerina, a rapt audience wildly applauding his elegant strutting and preening. Invariably, he awoke from these daydreams in a cold sweat and cursing God, as the harsh realisation dawned that he still couldn't buy a first-innings wicket, and his countrymen were booing him - again.
 

Slow Love™

International Captain


Andy Caddick was a strong advocate of the "no pain, no gain" school of thought, and he loved his country. And that's why he had his jockstraps custom-made from industrial grade British steelwool.
 

superkingdave

Hall of Fame Member
BoyBrumby said:
Can you help someone like "Andrew"? "Andrew" came to England from his third world country in search of a better life.

Just 2 years ago "Andrew" was the toast of England, centrally-contracted & bowling Australia to defeat. Now cruelly thrown onto the scrapheap after years of loyal service he's reduced to giving blow-jobs to invisible giants to make ends meet.

Just £2 a month can make a difference. Send your donations to Seamers Having Income Trouble now. Thank you.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: killer brumby killer
 

cpr

International Coach
Caddicks final hope of making it onto the winter tours was dashed when, despite his best efforts, he was deemed to quiet to join the barmy army
 

cpr

International Coach
Caddick found out the hard way that catching snow drops on your tongue is not a good idea in July.....
 

luckyeddie

Cricket Web Staff Member
Andy howled in despair when he suddenly realised that he had left his promotional pint on the bar moments earlier.
 

Robertinho

Cricketer Of The Year
BoyBrumby said:
Can you help someone like "Andrew"? "Andrew" came to England from his third world country in search of a better life.

Just 2 years ago "Andrew" was the toast of England, centrally-contracted & bowling Australia to defeat. Now cruelly thrown onto the scrapheap after years of loyal service he's reduced to giving blow-jobs to invisible giants to make ends meet.

Just £2 a month can make a difference. Send your donations to Seamers Having Income Trouble now. Thank you.
Son Of Coco said:
Andy Caddick screams in pain as his ears pick up feedback from an orbiting NASA satellite.
Son Of Coco said:
During quiet times in play Andy would often entertain the crowds with his impression of a Ford Pinto slamming into a tree with its doors open.
:laugh: :laugh: :lol: :lol:

Amazing stuff Brumby, and SoC :D :D
 

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