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Burgey

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I bet a significant chunk of the Australian cricket team vote Liberal.
All the **** ones. Let's run through and I'll tell you how they vote:

Warner - Jacquie Lambie. Massive bogan.
Harris - Tory because he's ****
Labushagne - Labor. Salt of the earth, team player, applies himself.
TPC - Labor. He is the Light on the Hill
Head - Australian democrats. Neither one thing nor the other
Wade - Tory. Arsehole of a bloke.
Paine - votes informal
Cummins - Labor. Champion, and from Penrith. A working class hero.
Starc - Tory. Entitled and doesn't put in enough.
Lyon - Labor. Honest tradesman
Haze - Labor. Gun.

Others:

Patto - Labor.
Siddle - Tory. Victorian ****er
Bancroft - Tory. WA fifo type. As long as he gest middle class welfare to pay for his Maloo ute, he dgaf about anyone or anything else.
MMarsh - see Bancroft.
Khawaja - Tory. That classic immigrant background bloke whose family struggled but who becomes a selfish ****.
Neser - Qlder and utterly non-descript, so probably Tory.
Langer - definitely Tory. Just a prick of a bloke
S Waugh - Labor through and through. Was going to run for the Party but decided to stay outside politics.
 

jimmy101

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Wouldn't mind betting Burgey's aim is pretty much spot on there.

He could probably drum up a list of CW posters & how they vote & be smack bang on with that too.
 

morgieb

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All the **** ones. Let's run through and I'll tell you how they vote:

Warner - Jacquie Lambie. Massive bogan.
Harris - Tory because he's ****
Labushagne - Labor. Salt of the earth, team player, applies himself.
TPC - Labor. He is the Light on the Hill
Head - Australian democrats. Neither one thing nor the other
Wade - Tory. Arsehole of a bloke.
Paine - votes informal
Cummins - Labor. Champion, and from Penrith. A working class hero.
Starc - Tory. Entitled and doesn't put in enough.
Lyon - Labor. Honest tradesman
Haze - Labor. Gun.

Others:

Patto - Labor.
Siddle - Tory. Victorian ****er
Bancroft - Tory. WA fifo type. As long as he gest middle class welfare to pay for his Maloo ute, he dgaf about anyone or anything else.
MMarsh - see Bancroft.
Khawaja - Tory. That classic immigrant background bloke whose family struggled but who becomes a selfish ****.
Neser - Qlder and utterly non-descript, so probably Tory.
Langer - definitely Tory. Just a prick of a bloke
S Waugh - Labor through and through. Was going to run for the Party but decided to stay outside politics.
Labbers seems like a Tory to me. Afrikaans, emigrated from South Africa, moved to Queensland. I bet he's said the n word before, for example.

Surely Siddle's a Greenie for the vegan thing?

Warner would be One Nation.
 

Burgey

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Wouldn't mind betting Burgey's aim is pretty much spot on there.

He could probably drum up a list of CW posters & how they vote & be smack bang on with that too.
If you have any names in mind, shoot them through and I'll happily enlighten the forum.
 

Burgey

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Anyone who works as hard as those two fellas have is inherently anti-Tory. Tories think the idea of sweat and hard work is beneath them. Thaty's why Archer would be a Tory, but the likes of Cummins, Haze and TPC most definitely would not be.
 

jimmy101

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If you have any names in mind, shoot them through and I'll happily enlighten the forum.
Perhaps we should start out with some familiar names/some of the more radical posters...

morgie, GAS, zorax, sledger, Athlai, Jedi, Fred, GIMH, a massive zebra, Gnske, Flem, Daemon, OS, Red Hill, Stephen, the big bambino, myself

This should be interesting.
 
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Burgey

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Perhaps we should start out with some familiar names/some of the more radical posters...

morgie, GAS, zorax, sledger, Athlai, Jedi, Fred, GIMH, a massive zebra, Gnske, Flem, Daemon, OS, myself

This should be interesting.
I shall provide more detailed reasons later, but for now:

morgie - Tory. Doesn't know what he wants, defaults to being afraid of anythign meaningful getting done, so runs with the status quo. Sad, I had high hopes for him.
GAS - Labor. Solid performer.
zorax - Chinese Communist Party :ph34r:
sledger - Tory. Primarily because he thinks it means smaller govt, but really it just means govt only doig enough to bank roll the wealthy.
Athlai - Kiwi, so not really important. But you'd hope he'd be NZ Labour as any decent thinking person would be.
Jedi - definitely Tory. Has that sort of personality disorder and self-centredness
Fred - solid Labour. Great bloke
Corrin - BNP
AMZ - used to think he was all right, but hadn't seen much of him of late until he went on a massive, ****wittery laden diatribe because I suggested the Austrlaian side from the late 90s/ early 2000s would beat the WI side of the 80s. Why he'd give a **** I don't know. But that sort of idiocy means he'd be a Tory.
Gnske - Anarchist. Love this bloke
Flem - Labour.
Daemon - From Singapore, so basically votes how he's told to and thinks that's democracy. Tory.
OS - convicted of multiple voting fraud. Voted differently every time, so they cancelled each other out.
jimmy101 - would be some sort of Toorak Toff. Likely Tory, but may prove to be better than that.
 

jimmy101

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:laugh:

Gold!

Although I'm actually a Footscray lad who votes Labour (although I donkey voted last time around).
 

jimmy101

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I didn't get my edit done in time before Burgey responded. A few more names then, if he can be arsed...

Red Hill, Stephen, the big bambino, aussie tragic, Adders, Magrat Garlick, PEWS.
 

GoodAreasShane

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More or less right about me. Have somewhat of a distrust of the broader system on both sides but ideologically I do tend to lean leftwards on a fair few issues.

My Federal MP (Tony Zappia) seems a top bloke from when I've met him so that helps
 

Burgey

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I didn't get my edit done in time before Burgey responded. A few more names then, if he can be arsed...

Red Hill, Stephen, the big bambino, aussie tragic, Adders, Magrat Garlick, PEWS.
Red Hill - Labor. decent bloke. Edit: it may have been him who ended up voting Tory here last election almost by default. If he did, then ****. If not, stand by my original position
TBB - tough one, this. Parochial but decent at heart. Not sure he's Labor, but will say not a Tory.
aussie tragic - *** Party
Adders - love this bloke. Gonna say Labor. Worried there might be some regional Victorian National Party influence there, but you'd hope not.
Magrat - Social democrat to the core imho. legend.
PEWS - filthy libertarian swine. Never worked an honest day in his life, entitled to the max.
 
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