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morgieb

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This is encouraging Morgie!

I thought you said you voted Tory at the last election out of default, or was that someone else on here?
God, I would never vote Tory. I probably hate them as much as you do, and I think I'm more left-wing than you are for that matter too.
 

Burgey

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I've got a bone to pick with you, ****, as well.

Mrs Burgey was headhunted today by some IT outfit - they basically cold called her for a chat. Anyway, this joint has one of the flashest websites you'll ever see, very impressive stuff, lots of slogans, IT/ corporate bull**** no doubt put together by a solution architect. Just one problem - you deadset cannot tell wtf they actually do from the website and any onf the 55 or so links contained within it. Genuinely have no idea wtaf they do, and what's worse neither does she even after talking with them on the phone for an hour - they actually didn't bother to tell her.

This is what happens when IT nerds like you, VCS, think they can run businesses and actually try to relate with the real world.
 
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Daemon

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I've got a bone to pick with you, ****, as well.

Mrs Burgey was headhunted today by some IT outfit - they basically cold called her for a chat. Anyway, this joint has one of the flashest websites you'll ever see, very impressive stuff, lots of slogans, IT/ corporate bull**** no doubt put together by a solution architect. Just one problem - you deadset cannot tell wtf they actually do from the website and any onf the 55 or so links contained within it. Genuinely have no idea wtaf they do, and what's worse neither does she even after talking with them on the phone for an hour - they actually didn't bother to tell her.

This is what happens when IT nerds like you, VCS, think they can run businesses and actually try to relate with the real world.
Oh man I literally just had this problem. Went onto GXC.tech’s website and left even more confused than before.

edit: obv not being headhunted, was there for a different purpose
 
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vcs

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I've got a bone to pick with you, ****, as well.

Mrs Burgey was headhunted today by some IT outfit - they basically cold called her for a chat. Anyway, this joint has one of the flashest websites you'll ever see, very impressive stuff, lots of slogans, IT/ corporate bull**** no doubt put together by a solution architect. Just one problem - you deadset cannot tell wtf they actually do from the website and any onf the 55 or so links contained within it. Genuinely have no idea wtaf they do, and what's worse neither does she even after talking with them on the phone for an hour - they actually didn't bother to tell her.

This is what happens when IT nerds like you, VCS, think they can run businesses and actually try to relate with the real world.
Maybe it was a front for a porn website. :ph34r:
 

RossTaylorsBox

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All the **** ones. Let's run through and I'll tell you how they vote:

Warner - Jacquie Lambie. Massive bogan.
Harris - Tory because he's ****
Labushagne - Labor. Salt of the earth, team player, applies himself.
TPC - Labor. He is the Light on the Hill
Head - Australian democrats. Neither one thing nor the other
Wade - Tory. Arsehole of a bloke.
Paine - votes informal
Cummins - Labor. Champion, and from Penrith. A working class hero.
Starc - Tory. Entitled and doesn't put in enough.
Lyon - Labor. Honest tradesman
Haze - Labor. Gun.

Others:

Patto - Labor.
Siddle - Tory. Victorian wanker
Bancroft - Tory. WA fifo type. As long as he gest middle class welfare to pay for his Maloo ute, he dgaf about anyone or anything else.
MMarsh - see Bancroft.
Khawaja - Tory. That classic immigrant background bloke whose family struggled but who becomes a selfish ****.
Neser - Qlder and utterly non-descript, so probably Tory.
Langer - definitely Tory. Just a prick of a bloke
S Waugh - Labor through and through. Was going to run for the Party but decided to stay outside politics.
Forgot Gilchrist - Marxist-Leninist
 

Burgey

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Will take voting intention requests at CW’s convenience. Be they players or posters.
 

Prince EWS

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Red Hill - Labor. decent bloke. Edit: it may have been him who ended up voting Tory here last election almost by default. If he did, then ****. If not, stand by my original position
TBB - tough one, this. Parochial but decent at heart. Not sure he's Labor, but will say not a Tory.
aussie tragic - *** Party
Adders - love this bloke. Gonna say Labor. Worried there might be some regional Victorian National Party influence there, but you'd hope not.
Magrat - Social democrat to the core imho. legend.
PEWS - filthy libertarian swine. Never worked an honest day in his life, entitled to the max.
Actually happy to actually be pegged correctly and taken the piss out of for the right reasons instead of just lazily being called a Tory (the blue socialists can get ****ed just as much as the red ones).
 

Burgey

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Actually happy to actually be pegged correctly and taken the piss out of for the right reasons instead of just lazily being called a Tory (the blue socialists can get ****ed just as much as the red ones).
I love you man
 

Spikey

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look, there's no way haze and lyon didnt vote for ScoMo. they absolutely have used the phrase "pc gone mad" during their lives
 

Burgey

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Nah he’s one nation. So is Chris Lynn. Wouldn’t surprise if he’s a paid up member tbh
 

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