3rd Test (Lord’s) - 10 July to 14 July

[KungFu_Kallis]

Poor little Zak. Bats like a millionaire. Can't buy a run

 

[Calm_profit]

Poor little Zak. Bats like a millionaire. Can't buy a run

Technically he is millionaire

 

[Son Of Coco]

Poor little Zak. Bats like a millionaire. Can't buy a run

His dad is a millionaire and can apparently buy an opener's slot in the English cricket team.

 

[SkyBlue]

How have we not got a wicket so far

Looks like another flat deck laid out by Bazball cowards

There is some movement but not enough to trouble both openers

 

[trundler]

Stop batting with your penises you *****

Awful to watch

 

[Thala_0710]

Looks like another flat deck laid out by Bazball cowards

There is some movement but not enough to trouble both openers

There's enough to trouble both of them. We need to be bowling much more on the stumps

 

[Johan]

Pitch has movement but no carry or proper pace, a bit like the WTC finals but with much better weather for batsmen, kind of dissapointed, should've left more grass.

 

[Red_Ink_Squid]

Always rated Crawley.

 

[Thala_0710]

They'll score 400-0 now

 

[Daemon]

This is just like the WTC pitch. Overhead conditions will decide everything. Kinda funny when it went against Australia, hopefully it goes against England.

 

[Arachnödouche2.0]

Gill eyeing the thousand runs for the series. In this Test itself. What a boring wicket.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

This is just like the WTC pitch. Overhead conditions will decide everything. Kinda funny when it went against Australia, hopefully it goes against England.

If it's overhead deciding it it's set to be hot for this test so it might turn i guess later on.

 

[Calm_profit]

Gill eyeing the thousand runs for the series. In this Test itself. What a boring wicket.

Go for Bradmans record

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Go for Bradmans record

Jaiswal, Pant, Brook and Smith will be looking too. All off to fliers in the series.

We know Oval is going to be flat.

 

[SkyBlue]

Test cricket in England is going to die if they prepare roads to favour Bazball

 

[Johan]

Test cricket in England is going to die if they prepare roads to favour Bazball

Test Cricket in England already almost died in 2021, it'll be fine. Pro tip, complain about the wicket being flat when both teams have put above ~375 in their first dig

 

[Arachnödouche2.0]

Kuldeep should opt for one of those fast-tracked naturalized citizenship programs for another country. Might still get a full Test career that way.

 

[Red_Ink_Squid]

If it's overhead deciding it it's set to be hot for this test so it might turn i guess later on.

You realise we retained Bashir, right?

 

[RightArmMystery]

Kuldeep should opt for one of those fast-tracked naturalized citizenship programs for another country. Might still get a full Test career that way.

We'll have him. India can have Bashir.

 

[cnerd123]

Crawley is on for a big score here. Batting at the Home of Cricket with the series on the line with all the powerbrokers of English cricket in attendance sipping their champagne. Today's the day he cements himself as England's next captain and locks in his 100 Test career