Novelty XIs Compendium

[Shri]

6.Johnny Walker Bairstow (WK)

this has layers to it

 

[Howe_zat]

Golf XI

1. Graeme Wood
2. David Hooks
3. Rahul Driveid+
4. Albatross Taylor
5. Neil Fairwaybrother
6. Cameron Green
7. Nicky Bogey
8. David Masters
9. Andrew Caddyck
10. Bert Ironmonger
11. Jackson Birdie

 

[Line and Length]

Golf XI

1. Graeme Wood
2. David Hooks
3. Rahul Driveid+
4. Albatross Taylor
5. Neil Fairwaybrother
6. Cameron Green
7. Nicky Bogey
8. David Masters
9. Andrew Caddyck
10. Bert Ironmonger
11. Jackson Birdie

No windies.

 

[Howe_zat]

Africa XI

Alex Leesotho
Stuart MatsiKenyari
Lou Vincentral African Republic
Mauritania Leyland
Dawid Malawi
Benin Stokes
Sudan Vettori
Wriddiman Sahara
Andy Mozambiquel
Chad Sayers
Mark Cameroon

vs

Asia XI

Rob Turkey
Javed Oman
Yuvraj Singhapore
Derek Irandall
Glenn Philippines
Risabh Japant
James Indoneeshiam
Nyan Mongolia
Chris Jordan
Azherbhajan Singh
Andrew Tyewan

 

[ataraxia]

Georgia Wareham in for Tyewan surely

 

[Howe_zat]

Football teams XI

West Hamish Marshall
Charles Coventry City
MK Dons Bradman
Everton Weekes
KS Rangersinhji
Ben Stoke
Graham Man U+
Brydon Carsenal
Ashton Villagar
Matthew Pottsmouth
Will Sunderland

 

[howitzer]

Football teams XI

West Hamish Marshall
Charles Coventry City
MK Dons Bradman
Everton Weekes
KS Rangersinhji
Ben Stoke
Graham Man U+
Brydon Carsenal
Ashton Villagar
Matthew Pottsmouth
Will Sunderland

Needs more Gavin Hamilton Academicals.

 

[Krypto]

had a crack at this using actual names

Tradesman /Occupation 11

Alastair Cook
Glenn Turner
Ross Taylor
Basil Butcher
Keith Fletcher
Monty Noble
Bob Taylor
Malcolm Marshall
Ian Bishop
Terry Alderman
Bert Ironmonger

Below the belt Pun 11
(Not explaining any of these and already taking a chance posting it , hope its fine )

William Woodfull
Simon Katich
Quinton De Kock
Javed Miandad
Mike Hussey
Asif Iqbal
Niroshan Dickwella
Jason Holder
Heath Streak
Mitchell Johnson
Pat Cummins

 

[h_hurricane]

Never missed catches in the cordon XI

Clyde Walcott
Parthiv Patel
Kumar Sangakkara
Andy Flower
Steve Waugh
Adam Gilchrist
Imran Khan
Richard Hadlee
Malcolm Marshall
Muthiah Muralidaran
Glenn Mcgrath

 

[Howe_zat]

Building Materials XI

1. David Steele
2. Devon Concrete
3. Bricky Ponting
4. Andy Sandham
5. Louis Timber
6. James Bracey+
7. Dominic Cork
8. Mark Wood
9. Flagstone Small
10. Olly Stone
11. Masonry Crane

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Building Materials XI

1. David Steele
2. Devon Concrete
3. Bricky Ponting
4. Andy Sandham
5. Louis Timber
6. James Bracey+
7. Dominic Cork
8. Mark Wood
9. Flagstone Small
10. Olly Stone
11. Masonry Crane

What will be the (Ray) Price for all of this?

 

[Howe_zat]

What will be the (Ray) Price for all of this?

About 50 D'ollarveras, or about 4500 Ruble Hossains.

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

About 50 D'ollarveras, or about 4500 Ruble Hossains.

Wow, was hoping that it'd be something in the ballpark of 125,000 Dolar Mahmuds

 

[Kenneth Viljoen]

Occupation XI

1.Alastair Cook
2.Farookh Engineer (WK)
3.Vijay Merchant
4.Steven LockSmith
5.Seymour Nurse
6.Allan Border Patrol (C)
7.Keith Miller
8.Malcolm Field Marshall
9.Harbhajan Singh-er
10.Ian Bishop
11.Shane Bail Bondsman

 

[reyrey]

It's probably been done, but a Star Trek Khan XI

Tamim
Mohsin
Majid
Younis
Sarfaraz
Imran
Moin
Shadab
Arshad
Junaid
Zaheer

 

[palehorse]

The "IMDB Top 250" XI


Daniel Lawrence of Arabia
The Dark Nick Knight
Citizen Kane Williamson
Silence of The Allan Lambs
Marcus North by Northwest
Peter Forrest Gump
Rishabh Pan's Labyrinth
The Fred Trueman Show
Chris Oldboy
Saving Private Ryan Sidebottom
The Nathan Lion King

 

[h_hurricane]

All time West Indian XI

Sunil Gavaskar
Viv Richards
Brian Lara
Sachin Tendulkar
George Headley
Garry Sobers
Jeff Dujon
Malcolm Marshall
Curtley Ambrose
Joel Garner/ Jaspril Bumrah
Lance Gibbs

 

[Northerner]

Clive Rice
Alan Lamb
Phil Mustard
Graeme Onions
Alan Kourie
Nick Cook
Phil Salt
Mark Butcher
Alistair Cook
C B Fry
Fred Bakewell

12th man Michael Beer or Sonny Baker,

Umpires.
Ian Beefy Botham
Chris Chili Old


food/ cooking XI

 

[trundler]

Clive Rice
Alan Lamb
Phil Mustard
Graeme Onions
Alan Kourie
Nick Cook
Phil Salt
Mark Butcher
Alistair Cook
C B Fry
Fred Bakewell

12th man Michael Beer,


food/ cooking XI

If they need a keeper, Anil Dal-pat can come in

 

[zaremba]

Clive Rice
Alan Lamb
Phil Mustard
Graeme Onions
Alan Kourie
Nick Cook
Phil Salt
Mark Butcher
Alistair Cook
C B Fry
Fred Bakewell

12th man Michael Beer or Sonny Baker,

Umpires.
Ian Beefy Botham
Chris Chili Old


food/ cooking XI

Corey Anderson has to be on the table surely