The Green Thread

[bryce]

nice to move above 50% on the catches.

i bet, plus the bowlers have started talking to you again

 

[bryce]

Superb work from Malone and Corrin against the Masters. Special mention to Corrin who is having a huge season with the ball to date and enabling our bowling attack to maintain an exquisite balance, anyone missing halsey and gundry ?

 

[Josh]

Green, green, green

Oy oy oy!

 

[Dydl]

Catches,

Dubb-Lynch 7/7 - 100%

Very happy with that consistency. Having said that, it might end next game.
Some good team performances recently. Looking good.

 

[Furball]

First wicket, YAS!

Anyone fancy hitting the beers with me?

 

[GIMH]

Always, mine's a Guinness

 

[cpr]

Dear Mr Mitchell,

Grade batting 485 runs @ 48.5
Bowling 36 wkts @ 9.64

Give me a game you ****. I turned down Blacks in the summer for you!

Dont make it a OD game though, i suck utter balls at that, i've just got to accept the fact.

Yours Sincerely

Me

 

[roseboy64]

Helps if the team or players aren't performing you know.

 

[bryce]

haha, well constructed letter lol

 

[GIMH]

Dear Mr Mitchell,

Grade batting 485 runs @ 48.5
Bowling 36 wkts @ 9.64

Give me a game you ****. I turned down Blacks in the summer for you!

Dont make it a OD game though, i suck utter balls at that, i've just got to accept the fact.

Yours Sincerely

Me

This attitude is no good for team harmony

(read he's probably the most similar player to me currently not in the side)

 

[DCC_legend]

Gah! My last few performances have been shocking. Not impressed.

 

[Matteh]

Dear Mr Mitchell,

Grade batting 485 runs @ 48.5
Bowling 36 wkts @ 9.64

Give me a game you ****. I turned down Blacks in the summer for you!

Dont make it a OD game though, i suck utter balls at that, i've just got to accept the fact.

Yours Sincerely

Me

Dear Mr C Raftery,

Thank you for your recent letter supporting the club. Mr Mitchell receives many requests and as such cannot answer them all. I am delighted to send you an autographed picture of star player Martyn Corrin.

Many thanks!

Mrs C Younexttuesday - office secretary.

 

[GIMH]

Dear Mr C Raftery,

Thank you for your recent letter supporting the club. Mr Mitchell receives many requests and as such cannot answer them all. I am delighted to send you an autographed picture of star player Martyn Corrin.

Many thanks!

Mrs C Younexttuesday - office secretary.

This is the best thing you have ever done with your life!

 

[bryce]

should add a P.S:try and get that bowling average down

 

[cpr]

Haha, well and truely shot down there

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

I never offered you a place anywhere on our roster, unless you're slightly humorous we don't accept medicority.

y u lie!

 

[Matteh]

Hds?

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Hds?

I said 'slightly' humorous for a reason.

 

[Matteh]

Raftery - yeah FC as things stand, you've got no chance. Everyone's averaging highly, only team to have beaten us is predictably Black....not many openings for batsmen, or in your apparent new role, Corrin's doing well. I'll fit you in somewhere before the season end (same with the others) but just not yet given the situation.

 

[Furball]

Or, just plug away in grade. I'm averaging over 50 with the bat, half century in every 3 day game. I'm desperate to re-create that with Green, but if the guys in the top 6 keep churning out centuries and scoring 600+ scores, there's not a lot I can do, other than cheer the guys on from the sidelines, keep the drinks flowing in the bar as we celebrate another win, and hope that when my turn comes, I step up.