Cricketers with names that sound like biscuits

[fredfertang]

Jack Brussel Sprout

 

[Lillian Thomson]

Ritzard Illingworth.

 

[Kirkut]

Dunkin Donuts Fletcher.

Daal Steyn, Adam Daal.

Clive Rice.

 

[Daemon]

Aloo

 

[Kirkut]

All the French names in South African cricket team sound like desserts menu from a high end restaurant.

 

[Lillian Thomson]

Liam Brady.

 

[AndyZaltzHair]

Dominoes Coke
Call-in-Mcdonalds
Grrrrrr Ham Onions
Donalds Breadman
Ro's Heat Shawarma

 

[Lillian Thomson]

Des Lynam.

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Kieron Pulao

The tool from last night's game. A bitter version of the Pulao

 

[Agent TBY]

Virat Kozhi
Muttai Muralitharan
Ian Bhel
David Boona
Shaun Palak
Piyush Chawal
Tim Bresnaan
Ian Salisbury-Steak
Andrew McDonald's
Udon Bradman

 

[vcs]

Robin Paratha

Robin Uthappam is even better.

 

[vcs]

Virat Kozhi
Muttai Muralitharan
Ian Bhel
David Boona
Shaun Palak
Piyush Chawal
Tim Bresnaan
Ian Salisbury-Steak
Andrew McDonald's
Udon Bradman

Best of the lot!

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Hamilton 'Masala' chicken

 

[zaremba]

Right, so a while ago I stumbled across the odd but amusing 'Cricketers with names that sound like cheeses' thread, and now that I'm thinking of biscuits due to the recent ban of them by Sri Lanka, I'm shamelessly ripping it off.

So far I've got:

• Wasim Jaffa Cake
• Dimitri Macaroonas
• Shane Dow-rich tea

I hope for many more

FTR, in the UK at least, a Jaffa Cake is legally regarded as a cake, not a biscuit. To prove their point, the manufacturers baked and brought to court a giant Jaffa Cake. Possibly my favourite ever piece of litigation.

 

[fredfertang]

FTR, in the UK at least, a Jaffa Cake is legally regarded as a cake, not a biscuit. To prove their point, the manufacturers baked and brought to court a giant Jaffa Cake. Possibly my favourite ever piece of litigation.

I agree, and clearly the correct decision, although quite how size came into the reasoning has always escaped me

 

[Howe_zat]

Fruit XI

WG Grapes
Bananamul Haque
Usmango Khawaja
Greg Chapple
Orangelo Mathews
Plum Warner
Pearthiv Patel / Adam Pearore
Bob Appleyard
Angus Fraisins
Papaya Ntini
Pomegranete Mbangwa*






*last minute substitution for Pommie Mbanguava

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Zaheer Chana
Tillekeroti Dilshan
Brain Charles Lard
Franklin Rosé

 

[NUFAN]

I liked Udon Bradman.

Fanny de Villiers.

 

[NUFAN]

TimTam May
Joe Arrowroot
Monte Carlos Brathwaite
Lattice Malinga
Hamish Kingstons (kingston plays for Tasmania)
Jimmy Almond
Biscotti Muller
David "rum ball" Lloyd.

 

[NUFAN]

I hope I didnt copy anyone with Biscotti as its my favourite for biscuits.