Cricketers with names that sound like biscuits

[AndrewB]

Lots of possibilities with imaginary partnerships like French-Fry, e.g. Hammond-Hegg or Broad-Bean*

*George Bean played for Notts in the 1890s. No, I don't know if he often needed a runner.

 

[Howe_zat]

Chris Rogers
Martin Guptill
Paul Collingwood
Eoin Morgan
Johnny Bairstow
Ben Stokes
Kevin O'Brien
Shaun Pollock
Gareth Batty
Craig McDermott
Steve Kirby

 

[Deleted member 34141]

Jos Country Life Butter
Jonny Bair-stew
Eoin Captain Morgan

Tammy Beau-Del-Monte
Kit Kat-herine Brunt
Sophie Eccles-tone Cake
Danielle Hazell-nut

Boiled Megg Lanning

Brad Haddock & Chips
Peter Honey-comb
Jackson Birds Eye

Hashbrown Amla

Michael Cranberry
Nick Brownie
Varun Lamb – Chopra
Adam Weet-abix
Michael Burg-ers
Brett D’Olive Oil
Luis Reece’s Pieces
Ryan Pringles
Chris Cookie
Sam Currant
Josh Cobb Salad
Tim Bres-naan

 

[Bijed]

Mike Gateau
Monty Marzipanesar
Marvan Atapâté
Scott Styrisotto
Pizza Siddle
Graeme Custard Cremer (ideal with a cup of Glenn Maxwell House coffee)
Steven Fish Finngers
Nuwan Pradeep-fried chicken wings
Viratatouille Kohli

Of course, it's important to maintain a Gary Ballanced diet

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Harmanpreet Curry

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Mashed potatoes Mortaza
Shane Chili-ngford

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Hershey Gibbs
Herschelle Giblets
Ryan tenderloin Doeschate
Phillip Mustard oil
Darren Lemon pie
Jonathan Foo-Foo
Ashton Achar
Hardboiled Pandya
Rohit Shawarma
Curry Anderson

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Michael 'Stella Artois'-ton

Yousuf Banana (Mo Yousuf)
Nehemiah's Cherry

 

[Howe_zat]

hungry now

 

[fredfertang]

In days of yore they used to find an amusing play on words in Derbyshire when George Beet was keeping wicket to Fred Root

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Holy Kohli Duck Sauce

 

[Howe_zat]

Chicken XI

Graham Goujon
Jack Stuffingleton
Patsy Hendren
Hatchin' Tendulkar
Egg Lanning
Mike Filetta
Graeme Fowler
Elton Chickenburger
Rooster Theron
Chick Fleetwood-Smith
Dilhara Fernandos

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

^^ Ross Layer to be the twelfth man

 

[Howe_zat]

Indian Takeaway XI

Nic Madrasinson
Zaflong Ansari
David Bhuna
Aravindaloo de Silva
Thilan Samosaweera
Korma Anderson
Romesh Aloowitharana
Tim Bresnaan
Steve O'Keema
Murali Kartikka Masala
Rogan Josh Hazlewood

Resilient side. Even after a bad day, you'd back them to come back strongly tomorrow

 

[Howe_zat]

Spuds

Jacket Hobbs
Kirk Edwards
Geoff Mash
Shaun Mash
Chip Foster
Jasony Royal
Rod Mash
Daupinoisim Akram
Mashrafe Mortaza
Jonathan Agnew
Bob Crisp

 

[Bijed]

Spuds

Jacket Hobbs
Kirk Edwards
Geoff Mash
Shaun Mash
Chip Foster
Jasony Royal
Rod Mash
Daupinoisim Akram
Mashrafe Mortaza
Jonathan Agnew
Bob Crisp

Mitchell Marsh is so bad he doesn't even break into an actual spud XI

 

[Bijed]

Fruit & Veg XI

Tomato Latham
Alex Kale
Mark Grapebatch
Joe Beetroot
Steve Waughtermelon
Wriddhimango Saha
Sam Currant
Anil Kumquatble
Brett Broccolee
Saqlain Mushroomtaq
David Cucumbernard

 

[Jarquis]

Chicken XI

Graham Goujon
Jack Stuffingleton
Patsy Hendren
Hatchin' Tendulkar
Egg Lanning
Mike Filetta
Graeme Fowler
Elton Chickenburger
Rooster Theron
Chick Fleetwood-Smith
Dilhara Fernandos

Surely it's Jeff Goujon?

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

Robin Paratha

 

[Burgey]

MonteCarlo Panesar should get a run here.