Something which is useful for a completely different task to that which it is currently being employed.
"You can't use a hammer on screw thread bolt, come on. That's a complete ansari."
to faf, verb
To be punished for something that everyone does.
"Look, I'm no saint, but a £5,000 fine for using a live stream? I'm getting totally faffed over here."
australian selection, noun, idiom
An example of failure to complete the most basic part of one's job
"The Democratic Party's failure to remain in office ahead of Trump is considered by some political writers an australian selection."