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    Quote Originally Posted by Flem274* View Post
    no tears. its hard to explain to a non nzer. its just automatic shut down into apathy because the laws of physics have asserted themselves.

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    I'm the opposite really. I'm actually shaking with rage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 99* View Post
    I'm the opposite really. I'm actually shaking with rage.

    But I'm like this with nearly every sport I watch.
    Yeah. That's just you. You're a dummy-spitting kind of guy.
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    Can we blame Hesson yet?
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    decided im going to compile a list of fitting songs and watch a bit more of this after lunch

    happy to combine forces or forward the list to fellow kiwis

    rise against - collapse is an easy one to start with
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    So terribly disappointing by NZ. Why does their batting implode?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Briony View Post
    So terribly disappointing by NZ. Why does their batting implode?
    physics. albert will probably get asked about it in his test tomorrow.

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    Should've learned by now to not get my hopes up, but this NZ team has an uncanny ability to convince me they're a chance. Disappointing to see such a dismal effort after performing so well for the first three days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Briony View Post
    So terribly disappointing by NZ. Why does their batting implode?
    Just a stab in the dark here, but do you think maybe it could possibly be because England have bowled excellently this morning???

    Seems to me the Kiwis didn't take kindly to talk of England's "complacency" in NZ.......well same applies here. You didn't implode........Broad blew you away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flem274* View Post
    decided im going to compile a list of fitting songs and watch a bit more of this after lunch

    happy to combine forces or forward the list to fellow kiwis

    rise against - collapse is an easy one to start with
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    Wondering if this could be the fewest runs ever scored in a Lord's Test that had all four innings. Answer: lolnope
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adders View Post
    Just a stab in the dark here, but do you think maybe it could possibly be because England have bowled excellently this morning???

    Seems to me the Kiwis didn't take kindly to talk of England's "complacency" in NZ.......well same applies here. You didn't implode........Broad blew you away.
    you dont say

    stop waving your dick. thats scalys job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wellAlbidarned View Post
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    Denial... denial...
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    speaking of which, the cartoon villain has entered the thread

    eagerly awaiting his latest attempt to hurt our feelings

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howe_zat View Post
    Wondering if this could be the fewest runs ever scored in a Lord's Test that had all four innings. Answer: lolnope
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