"I am very happy and it will allow me to have lot more rice."
Eoin Morgan on being given a rice cooker for being Man of the Match in a Dhaka Premier Division game.
To be fair, removing them for aggregates is more relevant than removing them for averages.
I got great enjoyment shouting "WHY THE **** ISN'T THIS GAME BEING PLAYED AT THE BASIN?!>!?!?" to reasonably significant cheers from the sparse crowdOverrated XI Warner, Burns, Steve Smith, Rahane, Bairstow, Alecz Day, Donovan Grobelaar, Luke Ronchi, Faulkner, Dan Christian, Permaulone day NZ will bring chappell to his knees in a puddle of his own tears and you'll see Phlegm on his belly greedily tasting every delicious tear before watching the hope fade from that old ****s eyes.
You can't just cancel it. Admit you are wrong and I will grant you a pardon.
I'll bet that Alastair Cook, Kevin Pietersen and Ian Bell will all break the record for most runs (8900) and centuries (22) for England batsmen.
Roach, presuming he doesn't have a career threatening injury, will end up averaging under 27
"He's [Michael Clarke] on Twitter saying sorry for not walking? Mate if he did that in our side there'd be hell to play. AB would chuck his Twitter box off the balcony or whatever it is. Sorry for not walking? Jesus Christ man."RIP CraigosKnowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it into a fruit salad
Ishant Sharma will bowl atleast 7 rank long-hops outside off-stump regardless of the conditions in every test match spell-which is atleast 3 overs long- he bowls from now to the end of eternity.
There's something about Virat Kohli that bothers me a bit.. he seems to play with "hard hands". Not sure how he'll do against quality spin. Will probably nick a lot to slip as well.
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