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    HOw Good is Boycott's Mom in Cricket ?

    He say's she can bat and bowl better than Bangladesh !

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    She's dead. Died in about 1980 I believe.
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    Yes, he was referring to her in the past tense, I believe.
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    Still, I don't think that could make her any worse.


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    well thats unfair of boycott, i mean if he was talking about his mum in the past tense, then i presume he must of being referring to bangladesh in the past tense to, and as Bangladesh wernt a test side in 1980, infact i'm guessing they were very pap indeed, then its a harsh comparison...

    Infact i daresay i could have done well against bangladesh in 1980, given i'm 22.
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    i do think he is still talking about the curent bangladesh team
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    I think his mum would have scored a few... I would be seriously confident of hitting 30 odd against Aftab Ahmed and Khaled Mahmud and co... At least they have Enamul Haque and Mortaza who are at least international standard..
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    Does anyone have a pic of Boycotts mother ? Did she wear pants ? I can't imagiene a old woman playing Mortaza in her nightgown.

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    I believe she is better than Bradman, from what he says...
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    When Boycott used to play backyard cricket he would hold up one end while his mum would do all the scoring.

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    Boycott Mum could beat australia ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scallywag
    his mum would do all the scoring.
    Now that's just wrong...

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    his mum wasn't any good, that was his point
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    Quote Originally Posted by age_master
    his mum wasn't any good, that was his point
    Yet she still "scored"? English men and their standards...

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    Boycott's Mum To Be Signed By Gloucestershire ?

    Following their early collapse to 72-7 against Bangladesh A, sources close to Gloucestershire team management have confirmed that Geoffrey Boycott's mum is to be signed on a one-year contract.

    "We just took them too lightly, and assumed they couldnt play", said team regular Sundries, who scored the fifth highest score with 14. "If not for that kid Snell, we'd have been in more trouble"

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