Result: Australia 1-4 England
Most runs: Pietersen for the good guys, Watson for crims
Most wickets: Anderson, Harris if fit for 4 or 5
Left field selection: onions to earn a callup after a spate of injuries
Surprise dropping: Siddle after a disaster in the first two
The Ashes Infractions: England to top this.
Other miscellaneous: Shane Warne will whine about Cook's negative captaincy as he leads us to our biggest win over there in a couple of lifetimes