Who should play cricket?

[33/3from3.3]

I seriously did doubt whether people would be able to handle Chuck Norris' beard and his rugged good looks..

sorry you changed the pics

 

[Smudge]

how is that sick???

Pounding Crazy? Sounds like the worst case of amphibophilia that I've heard in a while. And the worst thing is that you want everyone else to join in.

 

[_Ed_]

Rowley Birkin: "Welcome to the MCG on this beautiful day, for the warm up game between the Celebrity XI and the England XI in the leadup to the Super Series between Mr. Popo's Celebrity XI and Australia. Why, I remember once, on a day just like this, I was going down to the shop to buy some noodles, and this guy jumped me. Of course, I wasn't wearing any pants so it was a bit awkward. Ahh... I'm afraid I was very, very drunk."

David Helfgot: "It's a tough game, isn't it, Rowley?"

Rowley Birkin: "It's a bloodsport. Which reminds me, this one time, I was down at the beach, and then a seagull came up to me. Quite incredible really, anyway, we started chatting, and then... well, I'm afraid I was very.. very.. drunk."

Magnificent. Wonder if on the way to the commentary box Rowley hit his head, quite sharply, on a piece of furniture?

 

[steds]

You gotta take into account which country it wa sthough.

And umpires are so much smarter than Americans?

 

[Neil Pickup]

Pounding Crazy? Sounds like the worst case of amphibophilia that I've heard in a while. And the worst thing is that you want everyone else to join in.

Matt... he's 13. Go easy on him. Please!

 

[marc71178]

if you post the averages of those players (bat and bowl) i have found a very good sim

He already has a very good sim.

 

[Natman20]

Some suggestions so far...

 

[Smudge]

Matt... he's 13. Go easy on him. Please!

And I have the maturity of a 13-year-old so I think we're even...


Besides, is amphibophilia even a word? If not, I might make it my word by using it three times today.

 

[33/3from3.3]

Pounding Crazy? Sounds like the worst case of amphibophilia that I've heard in a while. And the worst thing is that you want everyone else to join in.

ill rephrase it throwing cricket balls and large hurtful object
by pounding i meant beating up

 

[33/3from3.3]

He already has a very good sim.

thats ok because the very good sim didnt work
i used it a few weeks ago but it was fine
im sorry anywho

 

[Neil Pickup]

And I have the maturity of a 13-year-old so I think we're even...


Besides, is amphibophilia even a word? If not, I might make it my word by using it three times today.

Google gives eleven results for amphibophile and amphibophilia...

 

[33/3from3.3]

weird

 

[Smudge]

Google gives eleven results for amphibophile and amphibophilia...

Sigh. Maybe another day.

 

[kiwipostereborn]

Bring this thread back!

 

[Perm]

Haha, this was a gun idea.

 

[33/3from3.3]

Haha, man i was a tool.

Still a good idea.

 

[Josh]

Weird Al Yankovic would be the wild-card bowler than comes on before tea to get a wicket. Handy with the bat, as well.

 

[andyc]

Bring this thread back!

How did I not hear of this?

 

[33/3from3.3]

Giant lol

 

[Days of Grace]

I propose Keith Richards to be one of the opening bowlers, agressive, and great with one-liner sledges.

However, this team won't be playing for the coveted Ashes this year, because Keef snorted them after last year's fifth and deciding test. Dear oh dear!!