What will you write in your email to Steve Harmison?

[Pratters]

The ECB has brought back its email a player feature. So what are you writing him about?

http://www.ecb.co.uk/england/mail-the-england-team,339,BP.html

 

[luckyeddie]

The ECB has brought back its email a player feature. So what are you writing him about?

http://www.ecb.co.uk/england/mail-the-england-team,339,BP.html

Steve:

Did you actually run over Richard's cat? I can actually think of no other valid reason why he should have such a low opinion of you.... hey, watch out. Look where you are reversing that...

meowwwwwwww

Ah!

 

[vic_orthdox]

Steven.

What happened, man? You used to be cool. It used to be about the music, man.

And bowling to third slip.

Yours sincerely.

Jack.

 

[Smudge]

Steve,

What happens when you start feeling homesick? Do you wet your bed, get the jitters, start sucking your thumb?

And what do you do to stave off the onset of homesickness? Stand in your Union Jack underpants and belt out renditions of "God Save The Queen", "Jerusalem" and "2 Becomes 1"?

Enquiringly yours,
Voltman

 

[vic_orthdox]

"2 Becomes 1"

 

[cricket player]

Steve

how tall are you?

 

[Mr Mxyzptlk]

Steve

how tall are you?

6 ft 5 inches.

 

[cricket player]

Question to be only answered by Steve>:

 

[luckyeddie]

Question to be only answered by Steve>:

It was a genuine mistake - Liam thought you were talking to him.

'Liam' is short for 'Steve', Bob. Didn't you know that?

 

[Mr Mxyzptlk]

No no, Liam just cares enough about Steve not to want him to have to waste his time. LEs reason holds water, but it's not the right one in this instance.

 

[tooextracool]

Steve:
you're a very lucky bowler. graeme smith aka bradman, clearly worked you out during the winter, and i have no doubt that ponting and co will do the same.
P.S-you cant bowl no wicket taking balls.

sincerely,
ricardo.

 

[simmy]

Steve,

Noone but the English people like you because they are scared.

Does this bother you?

 

[Sudeep]

Steve,

Is Neil Pickup your biggest fan?

On behalf of the Ginger,

Sudeep

 

[marc71178]

Steve:
you're a very lucky bowler. graeme smith aka bradman, clearly worked you out during the winter, and i have no doubt that ponting and co will do the same.
P.S-you cant bowl no wicket taking balls.

sincerely,
ricardo.

LOL - classic.

 

[Neil Pickup]

Steve,

I love you.

 

[cricket player]

Steve,

I love you.

Would make a nice couple

 

[roseboy64]

That's a horrible sight.

 

[Pratters]

That's a horrible sight.

Little Bob and Harmison

YUCKS

 

[steds]

Dear Mr. Harmison,

Next time you see that filthy little Leeds Rhinos fan Gareth Batty, will you please punch him on behalf of all of the supporters of St. Helens RLFC, and rugby league fans everywhere infact?

 

[roseboy64]

I don't think he'd be too willing to do that.