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What to do about tour matches

StephenZA

Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
It's probably no coincidence that the supporters of the teams which have had some success here in living memory - SA and England - are the least odious of the lesser nations' supporters. They're still dross, of course, but you don't hear them bitching and moaning about tour schedules like these other drongos.
Hi praise indeed.... has made my day. Now onto the Ruby tomorrow.
 

Flem274*

123/5
fiiting that so many words were written by a supporter of a nation that is only good at sports where you can get away with talking without copping a hiding.

also disappointing but unsurprising to see our auckland members faltering and taking the defeats of our few mortal sportsmen too keenly. i know the blood of the auckland blues, the warriors and the football kings (remember them?) runs through your veins and that saps your strength my fellow kiwis, but you still belong to the greatest nation on earth.

let them have their talking sport where they beat england and india on their barren lifeless continent they call home and call it an accomplishment. it rains in england every day except in the month of june and india aren't good at anything except picking up women online so be content with what you have.

our mortal cricketing men fall short of the standards we set in our other sports but they are still us, so cheer them on and help them to be better by writing thousands of posts on the internet about what they should be doing. this is our way of giving back to them.

or read the american politics thread and wider subforum to convince you the world must burn in nuclear fire. that works too.
 

S.Kennedy

International Vice-Captain
I think Indians and Australians are the biggest nationalists but express their nationalism in different ways. With Indians you can be discussing something totally unrelated, solar energy, the ancient Greeks, and then six million Indians will suddenly descend on you with, ''India rules and you suck balls''. With Australians it is a constant indulgence in a national penis size competition.
 

TheJediBrah

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It actually has been documented that the average penis size of Australians is slightly larger than that of England. Possibly a result of the relation between testosterone levels and committing crimes, hence on average convicts sent to Australia had larger penises than the Englishmen left at home. This comparative imbalance has remained into the modern era despite the Australian population now containing less criminals than that of England. Probably also why Aus are better at sports.
 

S.Kennedy

International Vice-Captain
Australia actually suffers from what I believe is a national form of Napoleon Complex. No country would act like this if not so national insecure.
 

TheJediBrah

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Can't have a crack at S.Kennedy he's like the demented grandfather with bizarre racist viewpoints whose rants you just smile and nod at
 

the big bambino

Cricketer Of The Year
Oh ffs. I think it started with the usual teeds having a crack about Australia all the while complaining about sledging. But yeah - how did it happen: it’s a real ****in mystery?
 
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