Tim Paine ***ting scandal, will resign

[duffer]

"Will you want to taste my ***? **** me, I'm seriously hard"

Paine resigning does this to you?

 

[Spikey]

He should be handed a 24 month ban for disgracing the game

 

[Prince EWS]

Oh my God this dates to 2017.

Imagine being told you were losing your job as Australian Test captain due to a dick pic you sent four years ago.

 

[Spark]

idk obviously this is quite serious and obviously it's **** for him personally but holy **** this whole thing is funny

 

[Spikey]

Imagine being told you were losing your job as Australian Test captain due to a dick pic you sent four years ago.

Can't imagine it, but then I'm not an immoral, evil ****

 

[Spikey]

I have to say, I didn't have money on Paine having to resign in shame before Joe Root did

 

[Prince EWS]

idk obviously this is quite serious and obviously it's **** for him personally but holy **** this whole thing is funny

It really is hilarious.

 

[Line and Length]

Who takes over the gloves? Carey seems the logical choice.

 

[Spikey]

idk obviously this is quite serious and obviously it's **** for him personally but holy **** this whole thing is funny

Well it's **** for his wife and family and the person who received the text messages.

For him? Dude got to revive his career on the basis of being a good bloke whilst doing this.

 

[Chubb]

WTAF.

 

[Spikey]

Bring back Steve Smith.

 

[OverratedSanity]

It's a deep state conspiracy to get the tampering cheat back as captain. Protect Tim paine!

 

[Crazy Sam]

He's only resigned the captaincy hasn't he? Is he even our first choice keeper if he's not captain?

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

This sounds like something you'd lose your job over.

Unnacceptable.

 

[Starfighter]

He's only resigned the captaincy hasn't he? Is he even our first choice keeper if he's not captain?

He was third choice wicketkeeper for Tasmania when he was made captain.

 

[morgieb]

Looks like the second time in a row balls has cost Australia a captain.

 

[Prince EWS]

He was third choice wicketkeeper for Tasmania when he was made captain.

Nah he came into the team as a player before he was made captain. It was random but he wasn't picked for captaincy originally.

Surely no chance he plays this series though. He'll cop some sort of suspension I'm sure.

 

[Crazy Sam]

How can he cop a suspension if CA knew about it and "dealt with it" 3 years ago

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

MMarsh should be the one taking over the reins of Australian cricket.

He's unstoppable at the moment.

 

[Daemon]

Apparently this has been orchestrated by Joe Root to get some heat off himself