The Fat XI

[Fiery]

More fatties:

Eddie Hemmings
Greg Ritchie
Mark Greatbatch
Mark Cosgrove
Jessie Ryder
Marcus Trescothick
Paul "Blocker" Wilson
Andy Moles
Harry Baldwin
Gary "Guts" Gilmour
Eddo Brandes
Rod Latham

 

[JBMAC]

Peter Burge or especially John "Porky" MacLean?

 

[Days of Grace]

More fatties:

Eddie Hemmings
Greg Ritchie
Mark Greatbatch
Mark Cosgrove
Jessie Ryder
Marcus Trescothick
Paul "Blocker" Wilson
Andy Moles
Harry Baldwin
Gary "Guts" Gilmour
Eddo Brandes
Rod Latham

Trescothick???

 

[Fiery]

Trescothick???

Maybe it's the man-boobs and pear-shapedness. Likes a sausage does Marcus

 

[Pup Clarke]

Likes a sausage does Marcus

Voltman....Voltman...where arrrrrrrrreeeeee yyyyooooouuuuu?.

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

More fatties:

Eddie Hemmings
Greg Ritchie
Mark Greatbatch
Mark Cosgrove
Jessie Ryder
Marcus Trescothick
Paul "Blocker" Wilson
Andy Moles
Harry Baldwin
Gary "Guts" Gilmour
Eddo Brandes
Rod Latham

Axel F is too quick for Heath... Not only did he jump in with Jocky, but he's then dived in with Greatbatch, Brandes and Jesse!!! Not to mention Eddie Hemmings.... No need to have Heath around when Fiery's so quick on the draw.

 

[Fiery]

Axel F is too quick for Heath... Not only did he jump in with Jocky, but he's then dived in with Greatbatch, Brandes and Jesse!!! Not to mention Eddie Hemmings.... No need to have Heath around when Fiery's so quick on the draw.

Now I can say I'm quicker than Heath Davis.

Axel F?

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

Now I can say I'm quicker than Heath Davis.

Quicker on the draw, I'd say... Surely not actually quicker though

Axel F?

I'd taken to calling you F yesterday... Now Axel F (after the theme tune from Beverly Hills Cop by Harold Faltermeyer??)

 

[Fiery]

Quicker on the draw, I'd say... Surely not actually quicker though



I'd taken to calling you F yesterday... Now Axel F (after the theme tune from Beverly Hills Cop by Harold Faltermeyer??)

As long as you dont take to calling me F.Wit, I'll be happy

 

[Pup Clarke]

Ian Austin.

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

As long as you dont take to calling me F.Wit, I'll be happy

That's quite a lot of slack you're allowing me between Axel F and F Wit, don't you think

Anyway, back to contributing to this thread... last time I saw Ken Rutherford, he'd put on a few pounds... Jesse Ryder again (big enough to be named twice in this thread, methinks)... John Emburey... Who was that keeper for the West Indies a couple of years back... he'd eaten a few pies. Darren Robinson - opening bat for Essex and Leicestershire was mahusive.

 

[neville cardus]

I don't believe that we've mentioned Freddie yet -- notoriously overweight, he was.

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

Just remembered Jon Dakin. He got the sack from one of the counties for being too fat... Classic.

 

[Pup Clarke]

David Sales, Mushtaq Ahmed

 

[neville cardus]

...as did Ted Peate, I believe.

 

[neville cardus]

That is, he was thrown out (by Lord Hawke) for, among other issues, his expanding girth.

 

[Days of Grace]

Ian Blackwell has to be worth a mention

 

[1-9-7-7]

Not sure if this has been done before, but it's always good for a barkin' larf.

I'll start the nominations:

1. The Doctor
2. Tubby Taylor
3. David Boon
4. Fat Gat Mike Gatting
5. Craig 'Macca' McMillan
6. Arjuna (c)
7. Beefy
8. Ian Smith (wk), harsh??
9. Powar
10. Big Merv
11. Leverock

Umpires: Peter Porky Parker, Darryl Hair

One pint at drinks' breaks boys, and two hours for lunch.

I doubt you guys have the same meaning for the word "gat" like we do here

 

[iamdavid]

Mark Cosgrove....Ian Austin...I've read that Flintoff at one stage was over 130kg which is fat no matter how tall you are....Kasprowics had fat ass....as does Trescothick...surely Inzy's already been mentioned ?

 

[Pratters]

Surely you guys can't forget me?